http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 51258.htmlRodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK
...But according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, he was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.
“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.
Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK
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Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK
I'll bet nobody saw this coming:
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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
Don't really blame him. I doubt I could stay sober for any length of time in that country.
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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
what the eff was he doing there in the first place?
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Sounds like a rather spiffing holiday to me. 

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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
Drunken vomiting I understand. But how the hell does someone get shit everywhere after a few too many beverages?
Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.

Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.
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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
Maybe it was the NK liquor.
A Brit friend of mine once confessed to having shart himself while out drinking once. TMI. 


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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
North Korea gone wild.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Sounds like a rather spiffing holiday to me.

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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
I managed it once, in my teens.Seabass wrote:Drunken vomiting I understand. But how the hell does someone get shit everywhere after a few too many beverages?![]()
Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.
I was very well sozzled, and was in the bathroom having a shit, when I must have semi dozed off.
My Dad must have lost his rag, and hammered really hard on the door, making me jump suddenly.
I jumped up, hit my head on the old overhead cistern, and knocked myself out. When I came round, I was getting the boot from my dad, and my brother was pulling him off, having worked out that my head was bleeding and I'd been knocked unconscious, and had also shit.
So I dunno, I think I was in mid-shit anyway, when my dad hammered on the door, and knocked myself out.
So I don't know if that qualifies as truely shitting yourself.
Not that anything would convince my dad of anything else.
I have seen video of drunks shitting themselves in the street though. It's not that rare.
Cops get it all the time, when taking drunks in to be arrested.
Who is this bloke, anyway?
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Purging. It's the latest fad.Svartalf wrote:what the eff was he doing there in the first place?
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FBM wrote:Maybe it was the NK liquor.A Brit friend of mine once confessed to having shart himself while out drinking once. TMI.
Well, a little accidental mud in the skivvies is one thing, but "urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway" is another thing entirely...mistermack wrote:I managed it once, in my teens.Seabass wrote:Drunken vomiting I understand. But how the hell does someone get shit everywhere after a few too many beverages?![]()
Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.
I was very well sozzled, and was in the bathroom having a shit, when I must have semi dozed off.
My Dad must have lost his rag, and hammered really hard on the door, making me jump suddenly.
I jumped up, hit my head on the old overhead cistern, and knocked myself out. When I came round, I was getting the boot from my dad, and my brother was pulling him off, having worked out that my head was bleeding and I'd been knocked unconscious, and had also shit.
So I dunno, I think I was in mid-shit anyway, when my dad hammered on the door, and knocked myself out.
So I don't know if that qualifies as truely shitting yourself.
Not that anything would convince my dad of anything else.
I have seen video of drunks shitting themselves in the street though. It's not that rare.
Cops get it all the time, when taking drunks in to be arrested.
Who is this bloke, anyway?

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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
Yeah, my friend's experience was the former.
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He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...
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You've just described about 80% of Ratz.JimC wrote:He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...

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Re: Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in
Ha! This was the thread I was trying to post in when I borked the forum. Let's try again:
Fuck. Can't remember what I wrote. Something about how insane Rodman must be to favour the attentions of a madman.
Fuck. Can't remember what I wrote. Something about how insane Rodman must be to favour the attentions of a madman.
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I may have issues, I've never shat out of the bowl while drunk, even when stone blacking out drunk.FBM wrote:You've just described about 80% of Ratz.JimC wrote:He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...
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