Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

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Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

Post by FBM » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:49 pm

I'll bet nobody saw this coming:
Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

...But according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, he was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.

“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 51258.html
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:56 pm

Don't really blame him. I doubt I could stay sober for any length of time in that country.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:02 pm

what the eff was he doing there in the first place?
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:34 pm

Sounds like a rather spiffing holiday to me. :dunno:
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Post by Seabass » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:51 pm

Drunken vomiting I understand. But how the hell does someone get shit everywhere after a few too many beverages? :?

Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.
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Post by FBM » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:54 pm

Maybe it was the NK liquor. :dunno: A Brit friend of mine once confessed to having shart himself while out drinking once. TMI. :ani:
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:16 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Sounds like a rather spiffing holiday to me. :dunno:
North Korea gone wild. :ab:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:25 am

Seabass wrote:Drunken vomiting I understand. But how the hell does someone get shit everywhere after a few too many beverages? :?

Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.
I managed it once, in my teens.
I was very well sozzled, and was in the bathroom having a shit, when I must have semi dozed off.
My Dad must have lost his rag, and hammered really hard on the door, making me jump suddenly.
I jumped up, hit my head on the old overhead cistern, and knocked myself out. When I came round, I was getting the boot from my dad, and my brother was pulling him off, having worked out that my head was bleeding and I'd been knocked unconscious, and had also shit.
So I dunno, I think I was in mid-shit anyway, when my dad hammered on the door, and knocked myself out.
So I don't know if that qualifies as truely shitting yourself.

Not that anything would convince my dad of anything else.

I have seen video of drunks shitting themselves in the street though. It's not that rare.
Cops get it all the time, when taking drunks in to be arrested.

Who is this bloke, anyway?
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Post by Tero » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:27 am

Svartalf wrote:what the eff was he doing there in the first place?
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Post by Seabass » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:58 am

FBM wrote:Maybe it was the NK liquor. :dunno: A Brit friend of mine once confessed to having shart himself while out drinking once. TMI. :ani:
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Seabass wrote:Drunken vomiting I understand. But how the hell does someone get shit everywhere after a few too many beverages? :?

Lord knows I have been hammered, high, fucked up beyond all recognition on numerous occasions in my lifetime, but despite it all, my shit always found its way to the bowl.
I managed it once, in my teens.
I was very well sozzled, and was in the bathroom having a shit, when I must have semi dozed off.
My Dad must have lost his rag, and hammered really hard on the door, making me jump suddenly.
I jumped up, hit my head on the old overhead cistern, and knocked myself out. When I came round, I was getting the boot from my dad, and my brother was pulling him off, having worked out that my head was bleeding and I'd been knocked unconscious, and had also shit.
So I dunno, I think I was in mid-shit anyway, when my dad hammered on the door, and knocked myself out.
So I don't know if that qualifies as truely shitting yourself.

Not that anything would convince my dad of anything else.

I have seen video of drunks shitting themselves in the street though. It's not that rare.
Cops get it all the time, when taking drunks in to be arrested.

Who is this bloke, anyway?
Well, a little accidental mud in the skivvies is one thing, but "urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway" is another thing entirely... :?
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Post by FBM » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:07 am

Yeah, my friend's experience was the former.
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Post by JimC » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:38 am

He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...
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JimC wrote:He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...
You've just described about 80% of Ratz. :whisper:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:31 am

Ha! This was the thread I was trying to post in when I borked the forum. Let's try again:

Fuck. Can't remember what I wrote. Something about how insane Rodman must be to favour the attentions of a madman.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:20 am

FBM wrote:
JimC wrote:He always seemed to have serious mental health issues...
You've just described about 80% of Ratz. :whisper:
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