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Bacon vs IQ

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:07 pm

If it was shown that bacon lowered IQ and brought on dementia could you handle the news? Would you stop yourself eating bacon?
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:13 pm

A human can't live without bacon. It's medically impossible.
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:42 pm

Bacon deficiency leads to impotence, madness and dry skin.
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by rainbow » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:50 pm

Scumple wrote:If it was shown that bacon lowered IQ and brought on dementia could you handle the news? Would you stop yourself eating bacon?
Are you now implying that dementia is a bad thing? :ab:
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by laklak » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:29 pm

I'd probably try to stop, but would have forgotten by breakfast.
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by nataliesaid » Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:05 pm

Concentrate bacon somehow, spike the water supply, and take over the world in due time. Who's going to argue? People love bacon.

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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:42 pm

Humans were little more than grunting baboons until they started to hunt the local wild pigs. It was the baconificafion of the human brain that lead to the Great Leap Forward.
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by laklak » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:16 pm

Over here we call that "baconization", with a "z".
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:18 pm

laklak wrote:Over here we call that "baconization", with a "z".
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by Tero » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:13 pm

I would chew onlightly cooked bacon and not swallow it.

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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:53 pm

Tero wrote:I would chew onlightly cooked bacon and not swallow it.
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by FBM » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:42 pm

The thing about dementia is that people with it don't know they have it, but nevertheless can still enjoy a good pound of bacon for breakfast.
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Re: Bacon vs IQ

Post by JimC » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:12 am

I had some bacon for breakfast, and I'm still as sharp as a ...

Those very sharp little thingies, you whack 'em with a hammer... :think:

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