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Police captain confirms children 'possessed by demons'
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Whiskey stills don't count as plumbing.
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Well, you certainly wouldn't want to be using lead solder.rainbow wrote:Yeah Right!Seth wrote: Most everybody else has indoor plumbing these days.
Whiskey stills don't count as plumbing.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Possessed by demons? Fucking children ARE demons.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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And thus the ritual 18-year long "casting out of demons."laklak wrote:Possessed by demons? Fucking children ARE demons.
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The trick is to have them when they're young. And tenderer. 
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I'm pretty sure my 3 year old can do that. He can certainly flip over while holding his mom's hands, so if he was near a wall, he could "walk up the wall" while flipping over, and his grandmother can hold him up as well as his mother can.Scumple wrote:"[He] had the weird grin on his face and began to walk backwards while the grandmother was holding his hand and he walked up the wall backwards while holding the grandmother's hand and he never let go.
"He flipped over and landed on his feet in front of the grandmother and sat down in the chair."
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Your child is possessed, Warren! 
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According to TMZ (who are emerging as quite competent investigative journalists, who would fucking guess), the star of "Ghost Adventures" has purchased the demon house for $35G. You could make it up, but it would take a Stephen King. He believes the basement is a "portal to Hell". Stay tuned for breaking news!
http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/31/ghost-adv ... adid=hero2
http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/31/ghost-adv ... adid=hero2
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Merca... 
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Huh. Y'all don't even have your own Portal to Hell. You have to ask the Queen if you can use the Limey Portal to Hell.
We'll just take our assault rifles, go down that portal and shoot the fuck outta Old Scratch. Ya'll be singing a different tune when the Stars and Strips are flying over the City of Dis.
We'll just take our assault rifles, go down that portal and shoot the fuck outta Old Scratch. Ya'll be singing a different tune when the Stars and Strips are flying over the City of Dis.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Clearly a result of his evil atheist upbringing. My wife's great aunt Mary was right when she said we'd burn in burn in hell for witchcraft!rEvolutionist wrote:Your child is possessed, Warren!
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