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Probably the worst parking EVAH!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:45 pm

A woman managed to reverse her car out of her driveway, across the street and through the wall of a neighbour's kitchen! An engine fault meant the car began revving uncontrollably. The woman tried to put it into Park, but that meant going through Reverse, at which point it shot out of control. She made quite a mess and it really isn't funny but... :hehe:

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Post by Jason » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:57 pm

"Sausage sandwich"?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:09 pm

Făkünamę wrote:"Sausage sandwich"?
Euphemism, clearly. :tea:
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Post by Jason » Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:15 pm

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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:52 am

We have so many cases of cars crashing into stores or homes in old Melbourne town. Almost exclusively, they involve either:

1. Young, alcohol-abusing hoons

2. The elderly and confused...

I have escaped category 1, but am probably drifting towards 2... :?
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Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:57 am

Erm, yeah. I'd call that a mechanical malfunction rather than bad parking, for which there are many examples. Five of them here:

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Post by klr » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:34 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A woman managed to reverse her car out of her driveway, across the street and through the wall of a neighbour's kitchen! An engine fault meant the car began revving uncontrollably. The woman tried to put it into Park, but that meant going through Reverse, at which point it shot out of control. She made quite a mess and it really isn't funny but... :hehe:

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I just had to chuckle. :hehe:

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Post by Mysturji » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:57 pm

In Basingstoke, house crashes into YOU!
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Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:27 pm

...and now for some minimally skilful parking:

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