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How bout that bloke on the news five minutes ago...

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:15 am

Eh! What a wanker. What do you reckon, Cumple?
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Re: How bout that bloke on the news five minutes ago...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:25 am

Well, his assertions were demolished by that chap on the news 3 minutes ago.

I don't trust either of 'em.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:26 am

:hehe:
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Post by FBM » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:33 am

Fucker wots on the news now is stirring the shit yet again.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:37 pm

Some fucker on the radio just used "Skill-set" as a fucking verb. I say nuke him from orbit! :mob:
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Post by JimC » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:47 pm

A bot has consumed our rEv! I think I can still hear his faint screams coming from deep inside the bot...
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