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Narcissists finally get to have sex with themselves
A SEX app for Google Glass is being hailed as a revolution in narcissism.
Pathologically self-absorbed people will be able to see themselves looking awesome during sex as their image is relayed from their partner’s Google Glass to their own headset.
34-year-old Nathan Hayes said: “Previously I only knew whether I looked awesome during intercourse by asking my girlfriend immediately afterwards.
“This is what I always wanted, my partner reduced to the status of a camera.
“After sex I lie on my back while looking at myself through my girlfriend’s eyes and say ‘You are an incredible creature’.
“Then I reply ‘I know’. This new app will take my relationship with myself to another level.”
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Mirrors are cheaper.
Jus' sayin'.
Jus' sayin'.

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Distracting still, though. Dim light and no mirror works best at my age.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Mirrors are cheaper.
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It must be a real blow, if they get dumped.
Nowhere left to go after that.
Nowhere left to go after that.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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