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'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:43 pm

'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia asking women to perform sexual acts on him using a slice of fromage

A creep with a fetish for Swiss cheese is terrorizing Philadelphia.
Dubbed the 'Swiss Cheese Pervert,' the overweight man in his 40s has been spotted on multiple occasions in the Mayfair area approaching women while driving his car with his genitals exposed.
According to his victims, he then dangles a large slice of Swiss cheese over his penis and offers to pay the women to perform sexual acts on him using the fromage.
The Mayfair Town Watch warned local ladies of the lurking man on its Facebook page Saturday, and Philadelphia Police Department has confirmed the Special Victims Unit is investigating the curious case after several women filed reports describing a man with a 'major sexual cheese fetish.'

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:47 pm

Apparently, there's a Philadelphia cheese pervert terrorising Switzerland.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:05 pm

He was caught.
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:19 pm

*insert Philly cheese steak joke here*
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Post by mistermack » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:47 pm

It's funny how the word ''pervert'' has become an insult, or an expression of disgust.

A few people get these obsessive fetishes. It's unlucky for them. I'm certainly glad I've never had one visit me. But the laws of genetics mean that things are sure to go wrong with some people.

You could argue that gays are perverts. Up to a VERY short time ago, that was the consensus opinion.
Gay sex was widely considered THE forbidden perversion.
It's not a popular thing to say, because of the derogatory element to the word. But gay sex is surely a perversion of straight sex. But just like other perversions, it's something that people are born with, or discover along the way. I don't think pervert should be derogatory. It just describes a difference from the norm.
But we mostly understand that now, about gayness, but we still are pretty intolerant of other perversions.

Obviously, the urge to flash your dick in public and upset people is socially unacceptable. But really, for me, to want to shag a cheese, or another man's ass, is all in the same bracket. There's nothing wrong with either, but It's not what it's made for. But if it makes you happy, go for it.

I'm just sooooo fuckin glad that my own urges are controllable. Luck old me.
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Post by klr » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:37 pm

Ah, the old irregular verb: "I am erotic, you are kinky, they are perverts".
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Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:46 pm

klr wrote:Ah, the old irregular verb: "I am erotic, you are kinky, they are perverts".
:lol: :clap: :tup:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:13 pm

Hermit wrote:
klr wrote:Ah, the old irregular verb: "I am erotic, you are kinky, they are perverts".
:lol: :clap: :tup:

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Post by laklak » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:48 pm

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Post by JimC » Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:14 pm

Swiss cheese has holes...
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Re: 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia

Post by cronus » Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:26 pm

JimC wrote:Swiss cheese has holes...
Real cheese perverts prefer it soft and squeezed from a tube. :naughty:
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Re: 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:58 pm

Scrumple wrote:
JimC wrote:Swiss cheese has holes...
Real cheese perverts prefer it soft and squeezed from a tube. :naughty:
Perverted is as perverted does...
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Post by mistermack » Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:26 pm

Scrumple wrote: Real cheese perverts prefer it soft and squeezed from a tube. :naughty:
So blue-veined and very smelly isn't really so bad after all?

That's what I've been saying for years, but nobody wants to know.
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