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Re: Hello World!

Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:00 pm

Guy_Montag wrote:Shame, I always find calling someone a fucking cunt is a really good way to win arguments about politics & religion. :tup:

Never mind, I'll keep it to swearing at abstractions.

I'm trying to remember which novels I read, not sure there was much beyond Orwell & Brave New World; there's a book We by Zamyatin which was pretty good. Very much ahead of it's time, I thought.

Oooh - that's good, if someone else has posted while you're composing your witty riposte, you can edit it. Nice!

Hmm- actually I can see that if you're a bit slow thinking up your witty riposte & everyone else is posting away, it can take a while to get in there.
:whisper: You might also want to watch for innocent statements like this, they will be taken as a :euphemism: :biggrin:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:22 pm

We obey rule #69 here - everything's an :euphemism: :biggrin:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by FBM » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:32 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:If you weren't such an endearing cocksucker I'd probably call you some really bad names. :smooch:
I like it when you talk dirty to me...









so commence at your leisure...

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Re: Hello World!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:43 pm

I shan't offend tender ears. :levi:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by FBM » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:49 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears. :levi:
Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...

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Edit:

Wait! Hold the presses! I don't think the cyber-world is ready for what (I imagine that) you can deliver. Pass!!!!
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Re: Hello World!

Post by Pappa » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:54 pm

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears. :levi:
Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...

:pop:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by charlou » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:55 pm

Well hello ... glad you found us. :cheers:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by FBM » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:55 pm

Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears. :levi:
Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...

:pop:
Fuck you!
You didn't even mention the horse that I rode in on. :ddpan:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:57 pm

FBM wrote:
Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears. :levi:
Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...

:pop:
Fuck you!
You didn't even mention the horse that I rode in on. :ddpan:
Better you riding the horse than the horse riding you... :ddpan:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:00 pm

Yeah, so, Guy, this is Rationalia, don't try to understand it, you'll inevitably fail :coffee:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
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Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: Hello World!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:03 pm

Wait, what are we here for? :think:

Oh yeah, the new guy. :cheers:

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Re: Hello World!

Post by FBM » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:03 pm

Paco wrote:Yeah, so, Guy, this is Rationalia, don't try to understand it, you'll inevitably fail :coffee:
What are you rabbit hair nipple neutroning on about? This is 'rational'...alia. Everything here makes perfect mushroom enema! :tup:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:04 pm

FBM wrote:
Paco wrote:Yeah, so, Guy, this is Rationalia, don't try to understand it, you'll inevitably fail :coffee:
What are you rabbit hair nipple neutroning on about? This is 'rational'...alia. Everything here makes perfect mushroom enema! :tup:
Cheese. :coffee:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by charlou » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:05 pm

Twats. :ddpan:
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Re: Hello World!

Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:07 pm

Charlou wrote:Twats. :ddpan:
Leave Pawiz out of this :nono:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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