Don't be a relative of Uncle...

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:26 am

Fucking top place, that North Korea!
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Post by FBM » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:47 am

Innit?
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:58 am

The purge targets a broad range of people associated with Jang, from anyone who had their picture taken with him to officials who owed him their promotions.
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Post by FBM » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:27 am

If I ever visit up there, I ain't having my picture taken with any-fucking-body.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:35 am

The Great Leader (Blessings upon his bad haircut) snubbed Rodman - do you think he may have snapped a selfie with uncle? I pity him if he did. :nono:
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:46 pm

And be sure not to catch a case of the crabs... http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/24/world ... d=all&_r=0
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...

Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:54 pm

It sounds like Jang was telling people to check with him, before carrying out any of the dear leader's orders.
If that was genuinely true, he needs to be added to the Darwin awards list.
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:39 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/2 ... 98996.html
Jang Song-thaek's Aides Executed With Antiaircraft Machine Guns: Report


Shocking new details have been revealed about the execution of Jang Song-thaek, Kim Jong Un's uncle.

The New York Times reports that the Jang's death was the end result of a brutal gun battle between Jang supporters and those of the regime over who controlled key land.

As the Times tells it, Kim's forces were ordered to take back control over important fishing grounds that Jang had previously seized, but Jang wouldn't give it up without a fight. The battle ended in the death of many of Kim's soldiers. Kim was furious and ordered that Jang's top aides be executed.

According to the Times, the two men were killed with antiaircraft machine guns rather than regular guns or rifles.

Yomiuri Shimbun, a Japanese newspaper, reported that Kim was “very drunk” when he ordered the death of Jang's men.

Earlier this month, Jang was executed for allegedly committing treason. Jang's death came as a shock to many who believed he was a close confidant to Kim. Jang was accused of corruption and substance abuse, among other crimes that could not be verified by Western media.

For more on the North Korea, head over to the New York Times.
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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:00 am

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Re: Don't be a relative of Uncle...

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:00 am

When crime bosses fall out...
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