Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by Mysturji » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:37 pm

That guy doesn't have that problem any more.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:30 pm

You've gotta hand it to the guy...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:04 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:It's called hokey pokey here.
Same here. I still don't get it.
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by FBM » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:57 am

Must be nice to be able to put your socks on without bending over.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:27 am

:hehe:
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by SteveB » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:46 am

Is this like a bizarre strain of hand and foot disease? :ask:
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by mistermack » Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:39 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:You've gotta hand it to the guy...
That's what all my mates said about my blind girlfriend. She must have really impressed them.
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