Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by mistermack » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:01 pm

I suspect this is a photoshop leg-pull.

They've stuck his right hand on his left leg.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:46 pm

Easy to have your leg pulled when you have your hand attached to it.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:40 am

Useful though, you can kick AND punch someone in the face, at the same time.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:16 am

It would suck if you were a soccer player, though. Every time you kicked the ball it would be a penalty for hand ball.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:18 am

Let's hope they don't all sing the Hokey Cokey when he gets home from hospital. That could prove problematic for him.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:28 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Let's hope they don't all sing the Hokey Cokey when he gets home from hospital. That could prove problematic for him.
:hehe:

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Post by Mysturji » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:19 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Easy to have your leg pulled when you have your hand attached to it.
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:22 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Let's hope they don't all sing the Hokey Cokey when he gets home from hospital. That could prove problematic for him.
:hehe:

/thread.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:25 pm

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Let's hope they don't all sing the Hokey Cokey when he gets home from hospital. That could prove problematic for him.
:hehe:

/thread.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:26 pm

Yeah, I didn't get it either.

I was thinking he could have had it attached to his thigh and then he could have become one of the leaderhosen wearing German thigh slapping people.
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:42 pm

Mysturji wrote:
FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Let's hope they don't all sing the Hokey Cokey when he gets home from hospital. That could prove problematic for him.
:hehe:

/thread.
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That's what I was wondering to think about of it in.
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:48 pm

How is it that this is still legal? :what:

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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:04 pm

Mysturji wrote:
FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Let's hope they don't all sing the Hokey Cokey when he gets home from hospital. That could prove problematic for him.
:hehe:

/thread.
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ISWYDT. :smoke:

I'm surprised so few got the reference as it seems to be a pretty wide-spread thing:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okey-cokey
Oh well... :dunno:
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:05 pm

It's called hokey pokey here.
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:17 pm

My foot itches.
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