Wanker gets Nationwide Supermarket Ban
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Wanker gets Nationwide Supermarket Ban
This guy. What a wanker.
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He didn't even flop it out.
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At least he was in the correct aisle.
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Did someone carefully check the liver after he left?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Jim has a complaint I see...
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At least not in the veggie section.
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Yes, must applaud his choice to beat his meat in the butchery department.rainbow wrote:At least not in the veggie section.
...could give a new meaning to tossed salad.
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Next question is how will the ban be enforced...
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I think this lad just needs to get a firm grip on himself.
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All British supermarkets will now display a large "No Wankers" sign at the entrance.Svartalf wrote:Next question is how will the ban be enforced...
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They would empty pretty quickly..Faithfree wrote:All British supermarkets will now display a large "No Wankers" sign at the entrance.Svartalf wrote:Next question is how will the ban be enforced...
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Apparently, he was caught doing it on the bus on the way home, but they didn't make a song and dance about it. The driver just tossed him off at the nearest stop.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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mistermack wrote:Apparently, he was caught doing it on the bus on the way home, but they didn't make a song and dance about it. The driver just tossed him off at the nearest stop.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Actually, it's an odd situation.
My first reaction to what he did is to think it's an unnatural thing to do, and he must have mental problems.
But really, all of our ape cousins would think nothing of it. To any other ape, it would be a perfectly natural thing to do.
It's the human species that has mental problems with sex, and have to hide it behind closed doors, and do it in the dark.
Bonobos probably think that we are all mental.
It's really the rest of us that are odd, and this guy is the normal one.
My first reaction to what he did is to think it's an unnatural thing to do, and he must have mental problems.
But really, all of our ape cousins would think nothing of it. To any other ape, it would be a perfectly natural thing to do.
It's the human species that has mental problems with sex, and have to hide it behind closed doors, and do it in the dark.
Bonobos probably think that we are all mental.
It's really the rest of us that are odd, and this guy is the normal one.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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One should always remember to wear non-slip shoes in Bonobo supermarkets.mistermack wrote:Actually, it's an odd situation.
My first reaction to what he did is to think it's an unnatural thing to do, and he must have mental problems.
But really, all of our ape cousins would think nothing of it. To any other ape, it would be a perfectly natural thing to do.
It's the human species that has mental problems with sex, and have to hide it behind closed doors, and do it in the dark.
Bonobos probably think that we are all mental.
It's really the rest of us that are odd, and this guy is the normal one.
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