Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by klr » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:07 pm

Ian wrote:Having him publicly hauled out of the legislature by security guards WAS the show trial.
Yup, most North Korean citizens wouldn't recognise a trial, show or not.
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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:45 pm

Luckily, by being an only child, I've avoided future execution by a nephew... :yes:
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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by FBM » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:35 am

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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:28 am

Seems you have to work pretty hard at not getting yourself executed in NK.
How long before everybody has been executed, do you think? :ask:
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Post by FBM » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:18 am

Well, they need to keep a few around to run the propaganda machine. I think everything else could be done by puppets and a random command generator.
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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by cronus » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:12 pm

The standing ovation at the next party meeting will be phenomenal. :shock:

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Post by Calilasseia » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:58 am

I read a short piece about this incident in a magazine at a news stand a couple of days ago, and what really caught my eye, was one of the "charges" brought against the now-dead uncle. The charge was, wait for it, "dreaming different dreams".

So apparently in NK, you can be arrested and shot for what you allegedly dream about.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:00 am

Thought crime. It's what conservatives in the west want to prosecute as well. And conservatives do love the death penalty too... :coffee:
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Post by JimC » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:41 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Thought crime. It's what conservatives in the west want to prosecute as well. And conservatives do love the death penalty too... :coffee:
The difference being that we have moved to a point where such a prosecution would be laughable, even if some would like it...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:42 am

Actually, it's not laughable as we do have prosecutions for thought crime. We just don't have the death penalty for them (although, I wonder if the US does. Wouldn't surprise me).
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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:53 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Actually, it's not laughable as we do have prosecutions for thought crime. We just don't have the death penalty for them (although, I wonder if the US does. Wouldn't surprise me).
Give me an example of what you would call a thought crime that could be prosecuted in Australia...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:56 am

The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.
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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:35 am

rEvolutionist wrote:The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.
Not really convincing, rEv, in comparison to the NK example... ;)
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Re: Kill Uncle : North Korean Style

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:01 am

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.
Not really convincing, rEv, in comparison to the NK example... ;)
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:03 am

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:The obvious one that pops into my mind straight away was that guy who got done for having "child porn" for having cartoon images of lisa and bart. And there's heaps of other examples that come up from time to time (although, most of them have slipped my mind at the moment). I can't remember the details, but a lot of people are getting in trouble in the UK for tweeting the wrong thing.
Not really convincing, rEv, in comparison to the NK example... ;)
The point is that it IS a thought crime, and conservatives love stuffing their morals down other's throats. And the guy who got done for that is probably on the sex offenders registry. Basically his life has been destroyed because some conservative wankers think it should be a crime to look at two not real things doing naughty stuff together.
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