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Post by JimC » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:18 am

rEvolutionist wrote:They should adopt beheadings. Film it and put it on the internet.
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Post by JimC » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:20 am

A good dose of sedative, then a humane killer applied to the back of the skull, straight into the brain stem.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:24 am

Ayaan wrote:Many of the drugs used to execute people are manufactured in EU countries, which refuse to supply the drugs for this purpose.
Also, there is growing pressure within the EU (mainly from Germany, I think) to refuse to buy drugs from US firms involved in producing the chemicals for lethal injections.

Soon they won't have anywhere to buy their toxic cocktails and they'll just have to sic Zimmerman on the felons! :tea:
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Re: Executions on hold

Post by JimC » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:25 am

If they advertised for people to be on a firing squad, they'd be swamped!

And they'd bring their own guns and ammunition, a real saving for cash-strapped states! :tup:
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Post by Jason » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:42 am

JimC wrote:A good dose of sedative, then a humane killer applied to the back of the skull, straight into the brain stem.

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Post by JimC » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:31 am

Făkünamę wrote:
JimC wrote:A good dose of sedative, then a humane killer applied to the back of the skull, straight into the brain stem.

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I'll remember that when it comes time to cull the retirees. Vote yes on proposition 404: No country for soylent green.
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Re: Executions on hold

Post by Blind groper » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:23 am

Trouble is, Jim, you cannot be cooked. Something to do with the source of that juniper. Apply heat and you would explode. You are just too damn inflammable.

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Post by FBM » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:41 am

piscator wrote:Hyperbaric chambers make my blood boil.
Hypobaric chambers would do that, I think. IIRC, instantaneous decompression is considered to be a humane means of execution by whoever decides these things.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:25 am

They should put them all on a rocket and send them to a high security prison on the moon, overseen by only 2 or 3 guards. Nothing will go wrong, and they won't get control of the spaceships and comeback and terrorise the Earth. That never happens.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:59 pm

My favourite idea for the death penalty is to allow it, but if it turns out that the person was innocent,
all of the jury members who voted for the death penalty have to be executed too. And the judge.

It's only fair. They would then take the importance of the life of the accused as seriously as their own.

If they voted for the death penalty, knowing that, they would obviously have no problem with it being carried out.
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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:59 pm

I'd prefer public hangings.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:31 pm

With hoods and burning crosses? :ask:
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Re: Executions on hold

Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:25 pm

Blind groper wrote:A piece of good news for those, like me, who think that executing criminals is barbaric.

Apparently the USA executions political machine is having problems accessing the lethal drugs they inject into their victims. Some of the traditional suppliers of sodium pentathol and pentobarbital are now refusing to supply the American penal authorities, because they do not want to be a part of that barbaric practice.

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Re: Executions on hold

Post by klr » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:23 pm

The programmer in me would like to point out that the law forbids "cruel and unusual". It does not forbid something that is either cruel or unusual, as long as it's not both. :tea:
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Re: Executions on hold

Post by JimC » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:31 pm

Let's see, an unusual execution that's not cruel... :think:

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