Zimmerman turns super hero

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Zimmerman turns super hero

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Post by Tyrannical » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:35 am

He could use the good press. Would have been funny if it were a black family.
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Post by Tero » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:02 pm

Superhero days are over. Will the bimbo girlriend get an abortion? Wife serves divorce paper in jail. Gunless Zimmerman will be easy to find when the angry mob beats him up. He has an ankle collar.
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Post by FBM » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:06 pm

It's all a simple misunderstanding. A year from now we'll all be chuckling over the whole thing.
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Post by Tero » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:10 pm

He could find Jesus in that time. Hired for security at Florida megachurch.

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Post by mistermack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:07 pm

What the fuck is that loony moron doing with a gun anyway?

What a nice specimen he turned out to be. Just like I said all along. It stuck out a mile.
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Post by Tero » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:54 pm

Where is the book deal? Video game? It. would be Angry Bros, where hooded teens, some with guns, chase the gunless Zimmerman with the ankle cuff drives a pick up through alligator infested ponds in suburban Florida. Giant frogs squashed on the road mark his trail.

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Post by Jason » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:13 pm

Tero wrote:Where is the book deal? Video game? It. would be Angry Bros, where hooded teens, some with guns, chase the gunless Zimmerman with the ankle cuff drives a pick up through alligator infested ponds in suburban Florida. Giant frogs squashed on the road mark his trail.
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Post by Tyrannical » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:56 pm

Poor Zimmerman, all he had to do was lay low for a while and wait until those alphabet network lawsuits went through. Then retire comfortably to Peru with the extended family.

Oh well, Trayvon was so close but so very wrong. A creepy ass cracker is one thing, a crazy ass cracker is something even the gang bangin niggas (notice the 'a' :{D )stay well away from. Fuck dat man, dat cracka be crazy an sheeit. I aint messin round wit dat crazy mudda fucka, gnome sayin? He be crazy.
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Post by Tero » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:15 pm

Still, there is video game potential. Crackers, Zimmerman, hoodies. Punks always get away.

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Re: Zimmerman turns super hero

Post by JimC » Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:27 am

mistermack wrote:What the fuck is that loony moron doing with a gun anyway?

What a nice specimen he turned out to be. Just like I said all along. It stuck out a mile.
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Re: Zimmerman turns super hero

Post by Tero » Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:31 pm

It's like this. People that get shot often have similar friends. So if you shoot one, you gotta carry the gun around till you shoot the rest. Or they shoot you. Merka for you, a little excitement in life.

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Post by Tyrannical » Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:06 pm

Tero wrote:It's like this. People that get shot often have similar friends. So if you shoot one, you gotta carry the gun around till you shoot the rest. Or they shoot you. Merka for you, a little excitement in life.
It would be a fun media exercise to keep track of when Trayvon's friends get shot/arrested too.
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Re: Zimmerman turns super hero

Post by mistermack » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:07 pm

If Zimmerman really IS suicidal, maybe someone should arrange for Scrumple to give him some counselling. And Gallstones to give him some advice on weapons and ammo.

It might bring the sorry story to a proper end.
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Re: Zimmerman turns super hero

Post by Jason » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:21 pm

Sometimes I think giving you palliative care could be a sadistic pleasure. Then I remember there are 7 billion people on this planet and at least 10% of them are assholes. 700 million mistermacks.

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