Miley Cyrus needs no accounting for, for she is Goddess! Grovel in obeisance you worm and worship her Twerkness!FBM wrote:Maybe, but your theory has yet to account for Miley Cyrus.Audley Strange wrote:Kennedy was actually Andy Kaufman and so was Lee Harvey Oswald.DaveD wrote:Kennedy was shot by climate change deniers, I thought everyone knew that.
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I'd take a shot at her grassy knoll, but worshipping is asking a bit much...
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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It ain't grassy, bud, it's entirely devoid of vegetation.... And thou shall worship or Her wrath shall descend upon you and you shall be denied twerk forever!FBM wrote:I'd take a shot at her grassy knoll, but worshipping is asking a bit much...
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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The odds are with you wrt the vegetation issue, but as a good skeptic I nevertheless demand visual evidence...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Just keep your eyes open my son, and you shall see the truth...for verily Her Twerkness shall reveal all to the true believer!FBM wrote:The odds are with you wrt the vegetation issue, but as a good skeptic I nevertheless demand visual evidence...
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Ah. Celebrity sex video, then. Will keep my eyes peeled for that one.Seth wrote:Just keep your eyes open my son, and you shall see the truth...for verily Her Twerkness shall reveal all to the true believer!FBM wrote:The odds are with you wrt the vegetation issue, but as a good skeptic I nevertheless demand visual evidence...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Daugher of Elvis and a Shaved Bigfoot, she works for H Howard Hunt G Gordon Liddy and S Simon Cowell who are part of the Secret Team to make music a crime against humanity in order to placate the Ayatollah of Iran, who is Jim Jones.FBM wrote:Maybe, but your theory has yet to account for Miley Cyrus.Audley Strange wrote:Kennedy was actually Andy Kaufman and so was Lee Harvey Oswald.DaveD wrote:Kennedy was shot by climate change deniers, I thought everyone knew that.
It's all really simple.
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Well, obviously.Audley Strange wrote:Daugher of Elvis and a Shaved Bigfoot, she works for H Howard Hunt G Gordon Liddy and S Simon Cowell who are part of the Secret Team to make music a crime against humanity in order to placate the Ayatollah of Iran, who is Jim Jones.FBM wrote:Maybe, but your theory has yet to account for Miley Cyrus.Audley Strange wrote:Kennedy was actually Andy Kaufman and so was Lee Harvey Oswald.DaveD wrote:Kennedy was shot by climate change deniers, I thought everyone knew that.
It's all really simple.
I was hoping you could shed some light on something we don't already know. Preferably regarding her grassy knoll. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Ha Ha !FBM wrote: Well, obviously.
You mean her cunt, don't you. I'm beginning to work out your hidden meanings !
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Watch your tongue, young man. You're speaking of the sacred.mistermack wrote:Ha Ha !FBM wrote: Well, obviously.
You mean her cunt, don't you. I'm beginning to work out your hidden meanings !
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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FBM wrote:Ah. Celebrity sex video, then. Will keep my eyes peeled for that one.Seth wrote:Just keep your eyes open my son, and you shall see the truth...for verily Her Twerkness shall reveal all to the true believer!FBM wrote:The odds are with you wrt the vegetation issue, but as a good skeptic I nevertheless demand visual evidence...
No, my son, merely attend any worship service where Her Twerkness deigns to appear and everything shall be illuminated...
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Nexus 5 have not been fitted with functional genitals. Still to me she looks like a 14 year old trying out possible identities for the first time. I think "awww bless" rather than "my god she is a cultist of Black Priapus, cut out your childrens eyes, stick knitting needles in their ears, lest the she beast lure them into carnal sin." or "phwoooar eh eh?"FBM wrote:Well, obviously.
Add your own apostrophes my key isnt working atm.
She definitely killed Kennedy, bullet right through his achey breaky skull.
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Nexus 5 have not been fitted with functional genitals. Still to me she looks like a 14 year old trying out possible identities for the first time. I think "awww bless" rather than "my god she is a cultist of Black Priapus, cut out your childrens eyes, stick knitting needles in their ears, lest the she beast lure them into carnal sin." or "phwoooar eh eh?"FBM wrote:Well, obviously.
Add your own apostrophes my key isnt working atm.
She definitely killed Kennedy, bullet right through his achey breaky skull.
"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
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