Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by Faithfree » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:46 am

Traffic cones are known as "witches hats" over here. I'm sure there are still laws on the books that would require that statue to be burnt at the stake. Particularly if it sunk after being thrown in a pond.
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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by Jason » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:15 pm

The cones would float.

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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:39 pm

Făkünamę wrote:The cones would float.
Must not be a witch, then! :prof:
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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by piscator » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:35 pm

Faithfree wrote:Traffic cones are known as "witches hats" over here. I'm sure there are still laws on the books that would require that statue to be burnt at the stake. Particularly if it sunk after being thrown in a pond.

We call them "Road cones" here. And if we had statues of Wellington, I'd make it a point to properly decorate them, as much as I've lol'd over this thread. :hilarious:

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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by mistermack » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:14 pm

What I don't understand about witches's hats, is that, in at time when they got burnt at the stake, why would you wear a fucking great advertising sign on your head that says ''I am a witch'' ?

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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by piscator » Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:58 pm

Perhaps they wished to divert traffic as a last act of witchly defiance?

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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by Tyrannical » Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:32 pm

Gosh, I just got back from Disney and I forgot to pick up one of these for the Duke.

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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by JimC » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:42 pm

The Iron Duke would have a sardonic smile on his face, and be muttering about "scum of the earth"...
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Re: Glaswegian traffic cone tradition likely to stay.

Post by mistermack » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:39 pm

JimC wrote:The Iron Duke would have a sardonic smile on his face, and be muttering about "scum of the earth"...
Yeh, but he would have said the same about you, me, and 99.999 % of the world population.

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