Would you die to save a random stranger?
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Would you die to save a random stranger?
Could be anyone...would you swap places and take the bullet without knowing?
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
Anyone? A random person? No. Only if the stranger was very good looking. Then my altruism would kick in.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
nope
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
What a strange idea. Why would I? Why would anyone 
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
My genes would tell me not do, and like the good, lumbering Dawkinsian robot I am, I would obey them...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
Indeed, What are the chances that any random stranger would be worth saving, from a selfish genetic perspective? Pretty low.JimC wrote:My genes would tell me not do, and like the good, lumbering Dawkinsian robot I am, I would obey them...
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
Also, from a general life-experience point of view, the odds are that any random stranger is a twat.klr wrote:Indeed, What are the chances that any random stranger would be worth saving, from a selfish genetic perspective? Pretty low.JimC wrote:My genes would tell me not do, and like the good, lumbering Dawkinsian robot I am, I would obey them...
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
I would only die for a random stranger if I knew the stranger very well and was quite fond of them.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
It seems I would.Scrumple wrote:Could be anyone...would you swap places and take the bullet without knowing?
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
What about a random strangler? 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
Ugh. You nailed one of my 'ick' triggers. Hanging and strangulation aren't as bad as slitting throats, but still pretty gruesome.
I would rather not have to die at all to be honest. Death is so dull.
I would rather not have to die at all to be honest. Death is so dull.
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
There's a technical fix for that. Not around here though.Făkünamę wrote:Ugh. You nailed one of my 'ick' triggers. Hanging and strangulation aren't as bad as slitting throats, but still pretty gruesome.
I would rather not have to die at all to be honest. Death is so dull.
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
Apple is working on it.Scrumple wrote:There's a technical fix for that. Not around here though.Făkünamę wrote:Ugh. You nailed one of my 'ick' triggers. Hanging and strangulation aren't as bad as slitting throats, but still pretty gruesome.
I would rather not have to die at all to be honest. Death is so dull.
Before I shuffle off this mortal coil, I expect to be able to download myself to Apple Cloud 9.0, there to converse for eternity with Steve Jobs and other saints...
The Windows version, of course, is Hell 1.1...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Would you die to save a random stranger?
Once you've been fine grained scanned for upload you can shuffle off your mortal coil in the soylent green factory next door.JimC wrote:Apple is working on it.Scrumple wrote:There's a technical fix for that. Not around here though.Făkünamę wrote:Ugh. You nailed one of my 'ick' triggers. Hanging and strangulation aren't as bad as slitting throats, but still pretty gruesome.
I would rather not have to die at all to be honest. Death is so dull.
Before I shuffle off this mortal coil, I expect to be able to download myself to Apple Cloud 9.0, there to converse for eternity with Steve Jobs and other saints...
The Windows version, of course, is Hell 1.1...
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