Hi My Name is Făkünamę

[Jason]

I am a very famous bullshitter. I've fooled the best of them.

I am of an unimpressive intelligence, but I've made learned men think I was once of them. I have a certain low-cunning.

My father despises me, but he forces himself to pretend he loves me. My simple presence is a torture to him.

I am an unemployed confidence man of the highest regard who grows poorer everyday.

But, this isn't the grandiose goodbye you might have expected.

There is only me here, and no one to talk to.

[JimC]

Have you got a deity sitting 3 feet from you?

[Jason]

Not unless god is a lazy beagle getting hair all over my bed.

[JimC]

Not unless god is a lazy beagle getting hair all over my bed.

I like backward gods, they are always humble and cuddly...

[Jason]

She's been nothing but a drag and seems to cause me trouble wherever I go. Sounds like dog to me.

[Trinity]

Oh my lord, I've waited forever for your return! Take me now and I will be your slave forever more and sweep the god hairs off your duvet cover and sit at your feet and wash them with mojitos and drink the holy spirit afterwards.
I'm not a virgin, but I can pretend if you like. Can I come to heaven now?

[Mysturji]

"Hi my name is Mysturji" thread in 5... 4... 3...

[Tero]

Needs more scripture. Continue.

[Jason]

Oh my lord, I've waited forever for your return! Take me now and I will be your slave forever more and sweep the god hairs off your duvet cover and sit at your feet and wash them with mojitos and drink the holy spirit afterwards.
I'm not a virgin, but I can pretend if you like. Can I come to heaven now?

I'm not the saviour, only a boorish impostor, but I'd save you if I could. /Jesus complex

[Jason]

I am an idiot savant with no prodigious abilities.

This is no trick.

I am telling you who I am.

And just to be perfectly clear, at least for the benefit of my wild imagination. That guy Mark Dreher is not my sock-puppet.

[JimC]

Well that's a relief...

















But are you a sock puppet of Mark Dreher? You know, his alter personality that he sometimes allows to escape...

[Jason]

It does seem like it some times. Certify me. I don't mind at all.

[JimC]

"I certify that the internet character known as Făkünamę is a good bloke, and is an atheist of good standing"

[Jason]

I don't believe you. I am sorry.

It's been the honour has been all mine. I am ridiculously happy to have met you all.

No dramas. No goodbyes. Just thank you all.

[Sean Hayden]