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Silly Mexican, leave this to the professionals

Post by Tyrannical » Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:47 am

Silly Mexican, leave this to the professionals

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013 ... ning-Cross
Police say a Florida man suffered second-degree burns after he set himself ablaze creating a Halloween display that involved lighting a wooden cross on fire. According to Yvonne Martinez, a spokeswoman for the Palm Bay Police Department, neighbors witnessed 50-year-old Ron Nielson setting up display outside his home - a display that included a circle of candles with a wooden cross in the middle. When he poured gasoline on the display, he accidentally lit himself on fire. His wife was with him at the time.
Martinez said, “It started as some kind of prank, apparently, and involved a wooden cross. We don’t know if he was trying to light the cross or the candles but when he did, his clothes caught fire."

I'm going to guess cross, gasoline isn't normally used on candles.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:54 am

First point: an hispanic name does not equal a Mexican (especially in Miami!)

Second point: This should be a far more common occurrence with cross-burners. :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:52 am

Reminds me of the Indian student in Australia who accidentally set himself on fire while trying to torch his car for an insurance scam. But he was even more creative and invoked a racist attack (as at the time there were some not infrequent attacks on Indians). He had people going for a while, but eventually a witness came forward and said she saw him pouring petrol all over his car before he and the car went up in flames. :doh:
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Post by Tyrannical » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:32 am

I remember a video of some middle easterners burning an American flag using too much gasoline.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:16 pm

Ah, petrol. Fun and games.
Doesn't anywhere sell paraffin anymore? :think:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:26 pm

I suspect a lot of people have NO idea how incredibly flammable petrol is. I use petrol/diesel/combinations to light fires on my block for fuel load reduction. A very small amount of petrol is violently flammable. If you were to be splashing the stuff about, and you were within 5 metres of it, you would get engulfed in the flames. VERY dangerous stuff.
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Post by Tyrannical » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:35 pm

Pro tip: Douse with gasoline first, then light the fire :prof:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:37 pm

You mean like this?

Or this:-
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Post by subversive science » Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:24 pm

Palm Bay is in central Florida. Not sure what the Latina has to do with this other than being the spokesperson for the police.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:48 pm

subversive science wrote:Palm Bay is in central Florida. Not sure what the Latina has to do with this other than being the spokesperson for the police.
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Post by JimC » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:51 pm

Once you have soaked your target in petrol, retreat to a safe distance, and ignite via a flaming arrow...
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Post by FBM » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:59 pm

neighbors witnessed 50-year-old Ron Nielson setting up display outside his home
"Mexican"? :ask:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:23 am

:lol: Racist trolling fail!
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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:59 pm

Yeah, yeah. Fine. Silly amateur, leave it to the pros!
This was a humorous topic and not some racist one anyways.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:39 pm

Tyrannical wrote:Yeah, yeah. Fine. Silly amateur, leave it to the pros!
This was a humorous topic and not some racist one anyways.
So why mention Mexican at all? Someone setting light to a cross actually sounds a bit Ku Klux Klan to me.
It's hardly normal behaviour.
But if you feel like giving it a go, I would recommend old railway sleepers for the wood.
They are infused with some sort of tar-like preservative, so they should burn pretty well. I would pour on diesel and light it with a blowtorch to get it going.
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