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Re: North Korea warns of 'all-out war' if US fails to withdr

Post by Audley Strange » Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:45 pm

I say that what we do is send in a crack team of international art thieves to steal the Qaba and then drop it in Pyongnang in the dead of night, then get the world to report that Jing Jang Goon 2 said that "Allah was made of pigs and Jewish blood!"

Solving 2 problems with one stone. :{D
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:03 pm

Audley Strange wrote:I say that what we do is send in a crack team of international art thieves to steal the Qaba and then drop it in Pyongnang in the dead of night, then get the world to report that Jing Jang Goon 2 said that "Allah was made of pigs and Jewish blood!"

Solving 2 problems with one stone. :{D
There'd be one helluva mess to clean up afterwards though.
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Post by JimC » Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:22 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:
Scrumple wrote:North Korea warns of 'all-out war' if US fails to withdraw 'policy of hostility'

North Korea has issued a warning of an 'all-out war' with the United States, urging it to stop military drills. In a thinly veiled threat to strike the US, the North's National Defence Commission, chaired by leader Kim Jong-Un, said that the US government must withdraw its policy of hostility against the North. The statement said that if the United States wants peace on both the Korean peninsula and the US mainland it must stop its policy of hostility towards them. According to news.com.au, the comments come after a two-day joint naval drill between Japan, South Korea and the US, which included an American nuclear aircraft carrier, sparked a series of angry responses and threats from Pyongyang. North Korea slammed the naval drill as a serious military provocation and vowed to 'bury in the sea' the American carrier taking part in the exercise, the report said.

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Re: North Korea warns of 'all-out war' if US fails to withdr

Post by Ian » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:33 pm

It's all part of the Grand Plan. The question he should ask is: will that happen before or after we bomb Australia back to the Stone Age... :plot:

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Post by JimC » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:36 pm

Ian wrote:It's all part of the Grand Plan. The question he should ask is: will that happen before or after we bomb Australia back to the Stone Age... :plot:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:56 pm

One could only bomb Australia up to the stine age.
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:04 pm

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Scrumple wrote:North Korea warns of 'all-out war' if US fails to withdraw 'policy of hostility'

North Korea has issued a warning of an 'all-out war' with the United States, urging it to stop military drills. In a thinly veiled threat to strike the US, the North's National Defence Commission, chaired by leader Kim Jong-Un, said that the US government must withdraw its policy of hostility against the North. The statement said that if the United States wants peace on both the Korean peninsula and the US mainland it must stop its policy of hostility towards them. According to news.com.au, the comments come after a two-day joint naval drill between Japan, South Korea and the US, which included an American nuclear aircraft carrier, sparked a series of angry responses and threats from Pyongyang. North Korea slammed the naval drill as a serious military provocation and vowed to 'bury in the sea' the American carrier taking part in the exercise, the report said.

See more at: http://www.singaporestar.com/index.php/ ... XPshu.dpuf
Can't we just bomb these cunts and be done with it? Bugger Syria and Iran and whoever else is on the US bombing list. Just bomb these cunts, and then get on with other stuff. [/expert foreign policy analysis]
rEv, I love the way you are anti-American in all things, apart from this oft-expressed desire for them to bomb North Korea back to the stone age... :lol:
Yup. Who else does he think is going to do the bombing? :tea:
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:21 am

Luxembourg!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:25 am

JimC wrote:Luxembourg!
Oh yeah, Luxembourg! They'll do it. Any fucking excuse for those filthy, bomby bastits!!1! :lay:
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Post by Seth » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:42 am

subversive science wrote:Perhaps Dennis Rodman can help.
Yes, if he would be so good as to hand-carry this suitcase to the Dear Leader and be sure to push the little red button on the handle just before giving it to him....Never mind about that blue glow, it's a special effect to make the Dear Leader happy.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:37 am

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Scrumple wrote:North Korea warns of 'all-out war' if US fails to withdraw 'policy of hostility'

North Korea has issued a warning of an 'all-out war' with the United States, urging it to stop military drills. In a thinly veiled threat to strike the US, the North's National Defence Commission, chaired by leader Kim Jong-Un, said that the US government must withdraw its policy of hostility against the North. The statement said that if the United States wants peace on both the Korean peninsula and the US mainland it must stop its policy of hostility towards them. According to news.com.au, the comments come after a two-day joint naval drill between Japan, South Korea and the US, which included an American nuclear aircraft carrier, sparked a series of angry responses and threats from Pyongyang. North Korea slammed the naval drill as a serious military provocation and vowed to 'bury in the sea' the American carrier taking part in the exercise, the report said.

See more at: http://www.singaporestar.com/index.php/ ... XPshu.dpuf
Can't we just bomb these cunts and be done with it? Bugger Syria and Iran and whoever else is on the US bombing list. Just bomb these cunts, and then get on with other stuff. [/expert foreign policy analysis]
rEv, I love the way you are anti-American in all things, apart from this oft-expressed desire for them to bomb North Korea back to the stone age... :lol:
I'm pro kicking appropriate arse.. :hehe:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:40 am

klr wrote:
JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Scrumple wrote:North Korea warns of 'all-out war' if US fails to withdraw 'policy of hostility'

North Korea has issued a warning of an 'all-out war' with the United States, urging it to stop military drills. In a thinly veiled threat to strike the US, the North's National Defence Commission, chaired by leader Kim Jong-Un, said that the US government must withdraw its policy of hostility against the North. The statement said that if the United States wants peace on both the Korean peninsula and the US mainland it must stop its policy of hostility towards them. According to news.com.au, the comments come after a two-day joint naval drill between Japan, South Korea and the US, which included an American nuclear aircraft carrier, sparked a series of angry responses and threats from Pyongyang. North Korea slammed the naval drill as a serious military provocation and vowed to 'bury in the sea' the American carrier taking part in the exercise, the report said.

See more at: http://www.singaporestar.com/index.php/ ... XPshu.dpuf
Can't we just bomb these cunts and be done with it? Bugger Syria and Iran and whoever else is on the US bombing list. Just bomb these cunts, and then get on with other stuff. [/expert foreign policy analysis]
rEv, I love the way you are anti-American in all things, apart from this oft-expressed desire for them to bomb North Korea back to the stone age... :lol:
Yup. Who else does he think is going to do the bombing? :tea:
Exactly! The US needs to live up to it's responsibility as the only country that can really bomb the living shit out of another large country. With great power comes great responsibility, to bomb shit. :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:45 am

Seth wrote:
subversive science wrote:Perhaps Dennis Rodman can help.
Yes, if he would be so good as to hand-carry this suitcase to the Dear Leader and be sure to push the little red button on the handle just before giving it to him....Never mind about that blue glow, it's a special effect to make the Dear Leader happy.
Seriously (or possibly not), it would be worth sacrificing Dennis Rodman to blow up the North Korean cabinet of sycophants (including, of course, Dear Leader). The world wouldn't lose much with Dennis Rodman gone, but would gain a lot with the NK hierarchy obliterated. Worth considering. Either that, or find a Navy Seal who looks like Dennis Rodman (shouldn't be hard.. :o ) and then get him to single handedly take out lil Kimmie et al.
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Post by laklak » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:13 am

Tuli id, mofo.
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Post by Collector1337 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:22 am

LOL, North Korea, I'm so scared.

They aren't even worth the bombs we would drop on them yet.

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