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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:25 am

She's probably been reading another Ces v rEv thread.
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:19 am

Only 200-300 years old? So we can rule out this being the more honest picture of Anne of Cleves that Hans Holbein should have painted...
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Post by mistermack » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:02 pm

I've shagged worse. After taking a powerful love-potion.

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:36 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Only 200-300 years old? So we can rule out this being the more honest picture of Anne of Cleves that Hans Holbein should have painted...
C'mon, she was pockmarked but neither old nor that ugly.
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Re: Do you know this "ugly" woman?

Post by mistermack » Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:55 am

Svartalf wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Only 200-300 years old? So we can rule out this being the more honest picture of Anne of Cleves that Hans Holbein should have painted...
C'mon, she was pockmarked but neither old nor that ugly.
And the say that the camera-obscura never lies.
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Re: Do you know this "ugly" woman?

Post by Calilasseia » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:09 am

There's a painting of a woman fairly similar to this in the Lady Lever Art Gallery. Namely this one, which is infamous because the folds of the woman's shawl purportedly fall in a pattern resembling the face of Satan.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:11 pm

Mystery solved!

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Post by laklak » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:43 pm

Apparently there's also a portrait of his great great grandfather:

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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:34 pm

laklak wrote:Apparently there's also a portrait of his great great grandfather:

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Hmm. Never mind the Ghostbusters; I reckon Operation Yewtree need to have a word with Mr Vigo.
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Post by laklak » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:41 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote: Hmm. Never mind the Ghostbusters; I reckon Operation Yewtree need to have a word with Mr Vigo.
What a difference a single "g" can make, eh?

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Post by piscator » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:59 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote: "Find me a child that I might live again"

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Re: Do you know this "ugly" woman?

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:22 am

laklak wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote: Hmm. Never mind the Ghostbusters; I reckon Operation Yewtree need to have a word with Mr Vigo.
What a difference a single "g" can make, eh?

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Re: Do you know this "ugly" woman?

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:19 pm

Looking again - I actually kinda like the painting itself. :ask:
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