Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

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Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:07 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24340091

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Re: Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

Post by klr » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:08 pm

I didn't think PC Plod was that imaginative ... :lol:
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Re: Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:20 pm

I don't understand what the dye did. It's his eyes and inside of his mouth that seem to stand out in the picture.
I can't see how a dye did that. Maybe the picture is misleading.

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Re: Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:19 am

A thieve's collective in the area could obtain a good amount, and put it about everywhere in the municipality, so everybody and his dog had traces of it, thus rendering the deterrent useless...
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Post by Seth » Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:37 am

Why use invisible dye? Use the indelible stuff they put in bank dye packs. Turn the asshats bright purple/red.
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Post by Seabass » Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:39 am

mistermack wrote:I don't understand what the dye did. It's his eyes and inside of his mouth that seem to stand out in the picture.
I can't see how a dye did that. Maybe the picture is misleading.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:41 am

hahaha, he looks pretty scary. I imagine they use invisible ink so that the perp doesn't know when it is or isn't safe to go out in public. Assuming they can still see it in the day?
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:19 am

Deep down, it's a plot to turn the entire British population into zombies...

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:48 pm

SmartWater has been out for years.
Suspects can be traced to specific crimes through a unique identifier in it.
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Re: Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:57 pm

That picture looks more like someone's had fun with Photoshop and a Solarise filter to try to give an impression of the effect than a real image. I think there would be medical concerns if even criminals' eyes were being impregnated with dye.
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Post by klr » Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:00 pm

The photos don't even seem to match, angle-wise.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:59 pm

klr wrote:The photos don't even seem to match, angle-wise.
No, it's definitely not the same photo.
One is with the lights on, and one is with the lights out, and illuminated with an ultra-violet lamp, or something similar.
Bit like on bank notes, some parts glow under UV.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:01 pm

Also, one is a human, the other is an alien zombie.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:08 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Also, one is a human, the other is an alien zombie.
But enough about me and my former husband...
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Re: Is This Really A Crime Deterrent?

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:34 pm

:hehe: It's a bit like that, isn't it? ;)
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