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Bondage fear at Trumpington Village Hall sparks event cancellation
A "relationship support" meeting booked at a village hall has been cancelled amid fears that it was being used as a bondage workshop.
Adverts were published for an event to include spanking, flogging and "kink on a budget", served with tea and cakes at an unnamed south Cambridgeshire venue.
The trustees of Trumpington Village Hall said they believed their venue had been booked "under false pretences".
"The booking did not fully state the activities undertaken," they said.
Peer Rope Cambridge, a group which supports the bondage, discipline, domination, submission, sadism and masochism (BDSM) community, published an agenda for the 12 October workshops on its website, stating the venue would be announced closer to the time.
The day would begin with tea and pastries, and a lunch of sandwiches and fruit would be served by "Maid Sarah", it said.
In the afternoon, participants were invited to take part in relationship counselling in the main hall, or a flogging workshop in the small hall next door.
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...relationship counselling in the main hall, or a flogging workshop in the small hall next door...
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Small and unassuming.... 
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''It's just counselling darling. There are no strings attached, honest.''A "relationship support" meeting booked at a village hall has been cancelled amid fears that it was being used as a bondage workshop.
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Tea and cakes? I'm there! You'd have to tie my hands behind my back to prevent me eating all the cakes! Oh wait 
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I think they have been very naughty and need to be punished.
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I keep reading the thread title as bondage fair ...
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I think it was supposed to be.klr wrote:I keep reading the thread title as bondage fair ...
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It's a bondage fair, and everyone's coming! 
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Fair enough.
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If I can whip up the entrance fee, I may paddle down that way when I'm in town.
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Trumpington is such an excellent name for a village. I can imagine all the villagers wondering exactly who out of their neighbours would have attended such a meeting 
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Trinity wrote:Trumpington is such an excellent name for a village. I can imagine all the villagers wondering exactly who out of their neighbours would have attended such a meeting
It'll be like Midsomer Murders ...
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I actually read the thread title as Trumpton.
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Me too. Miss Lovelace the milliner always seemed a bit of a sort to me.Pappa wrote:I actually read the thread title as Trumpton.
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