Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose
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Re: Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose
Yep, or get Peyronie's Disease, AKA "bent dick syndrome" from the scar tissue that forms. One should always be aware of fallout, and take the appropriate action: reinsert and take shorter strokes.
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Re: Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose
Sean Hayden wrote:-dammit rEv
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217
Yes. A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis.
During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If the penis is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive masturbation.
It happened to my cousin's husband a few years back. The rubble filled wheelbarrow he was pushing slipped off the plank has was using to wheel it up into a skip. It slipped off the plank, and turned as it fell, driving the hollow steel handle fraught into his knob, badly fracturing it.
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It would be interesting to know the proportion of injured penises that are circumcised.
A circumcised penis is less sensitive to touch, and maybe people become over-rough with it as a consequence.
They obviously didn't evolve to be circumcised.
A circumcised penis is less sensitive to touch, and maybe people become over-rough with it as a consequence.
They obviously didn't evolve to be circumcised.
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Re: Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose
I dunno, that's a bit of a stretch.mistermack wrote:It would be interesting to know the proportion of injured penises that are circumcised.
A circumcised penis is less sensitive to touch, and maybe people become over-rough with it as a consequence.
They obviously didn't evolve to be circumcised.
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True, but maybe not complete bollocks.tattuchu wrote: I dunno, that's a bit of a stretch.
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...Genital Ramírez Polanía then suffered an erection for several days...

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Why was he pushing a wheelbarrow with an erection:Cormac wrote:Sean Hayden wrote:-dammit rEv
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217
Yes. A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis.
During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If the penis is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive masturbation.
It happened to my cousin's husband a few years back. The rubble filled wheelbarrow he was pushing slipped off the plank has was using to wheel it up into a skip. It slipped off the plank, and turned as it fell, driving the hollow steel handle fraught into his knob, badly fracturing it.

Are you sure he wasn't just bragging?*
*By meaning that he claimed he was actually pushing the actual wheelbarrow with the actual erection?
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His penis WAS the wheelbarrow..
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Re: Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose
I'm guessing Viagra won't be using his testimonial then. 

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