Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose

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Re: Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose

Post by laklak » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:59 pm

Yep, or get Peyronie's Disease, AKA "bent dick syndrome" from the scar tissue that forms. One should always be aware of fallout, and take the appropriate action: reinsert and take shorter strokes.
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Post by Cormac » Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:58 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:-dammit rEv

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217
Yes. A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If the penis is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive masturbation.

It happened to my cousin's husband a few years back. The rubble filled wheelbarrow he was pushing slipped off the plank has was using to wheel it up into a skip. It slipped off the plank, and turned as it fell, driving the hollow steel handle fraught into his knob, badly fracturing it.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:52 am

It would be interesting to know the proportion of injured penises that are circumcised.

A circumcised penis is less sensitive to touch, and maybe people become over-rough with it as a consequence.

They obviously didn't evolve to be circumcised.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:20 am

mistermack wrote:It would be interesting to know the proportion of injured penises that are circumcised.

A circumcised penis is less sensitive to touch, and maybe people become over-rough with it as a consequence.

They obviously didn't evolve to be circumcised.
I dunno, that's a bit of a stretch.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:39 am

tattuchu wrote: I dunno, that's a bit of a stretch.
True, but maybe not complete bollocks.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:02 pm

...Genital Ramírez Polanía then suffered an erection for several days...
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:05 pm

Cormac wrote:
Sean Hayden wrote:-dammit rEv

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217
Yes. A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If the penis is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive masturbation.

It happened to my cousin's husband a few years back. The rubble filled wheelbarrow he was pushing slipped off the plank has was using to wheel it up into a skip. It slipped off the plank, and turned as it fell, driving the hollow steel handle fraught into his knob, badly fracturing it.
Why was he pushing a wheelbarrow with an erection: :what:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:23 am

His penis WAS the wheelbarrow..
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Re: Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose

Post by Faithfree » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:25 pm

I'm guessing Viagra won't be using his testimonial then. :coffee:
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