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Xamonas Chegwé
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When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:06 pm
JimC wrote:piscator wrote:JimC wrote:Who does he think he is? A fucking Yank?
Was "arrested for poaching", then somehow escaped in the police car to a rustic stone farmhouse loaded with guns high in the spectacular Austrian Alps? Who does he think he is? Jason Bourne?
I'm never going to poach an egg again, lest I get arrested for such a poultry crime...
You got me, Jim. Sadly, it was red wine and not coffee. I have polka-dotted my monitor!
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piscator
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by piscator » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:56 pm
JimC wrote:piscator wrote:JimC wrote:Who does he think he is? A fucking Yank?
Was "arrested for poaching", then somehow escaped in the police car to a rustic stone farmhouse loaded with guns high in the spectacular Austrian Alps? Who does he think he is? Jason Bourne?
I'm never going to poach an egg again, lest I get arrested for such a poultry crime...
That sort of fowl play shouldn't go unpunished.
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JimC
- The sentimental bloke
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by JimC » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:08 pm
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
SHOOT THE FUCKER, ADD ORANGES, AND ROAST!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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mistermack
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by mistermack » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:34 pm
JimC wrote:If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
SHOOT THE FUCKER, ADD ORANGES, AND ROAST!
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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