It has been claimed in the media today, here, by me, that America is attempting to fatten up the UK. Krispy Kreme are already here and now we learn that Dunkin Donuts are on the way. Down with this gastronomic hegemony! Keep your death snacks to yourself. Britons Never Never Never Shall Be Quite As Fat As Yanks!
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... or-british
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Re: America "Fattening UK Up Like Xmas Turkey" Claim.
That's right, you 'Merkin wannabes. WE'RE the Kings of Lard, By God!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: America "Fattening UK Up Like Xmas Turkey" Claim.
A sad day indeed 
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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I just ate two digestive biscuits sandwiching some Cookie Butter from Trader Joe's. Does that count?
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Quisling! Or something!Thinking Aloud wrote:I just ate two digestive biscuits sandwiching some Cookie Butter from Trader Joe's. Does that count?
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Thinking Aloud wrote:I just ate two digestive biscuits sandwiching some Cookie Butter from Trader Joe's. Does that count?
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Don't listen to the lardy sirens of Merka!
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Re: America "Fattening UK Up Like Xmas Turkey" Claim.
Soon you'll have Budweiser on tap at all the pubs
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: America "Fattening UK Up Like Xmas Turkey" Claim.
begone, spirit of apocalypse future!tattuchu wrote:Soon you'll have Budweiser on tap at all the pubs
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Soon you'll be able to chow down on this pinnacle of 'Merkin cuisine. Behold the Krispy Kreme DONUT BURGER!
Ta Da!
Ta Da!
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:[~a bagel burger could make my day, but not a donut one
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Kill it with flame. And acid. And sticks.
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Re: America "Fattening UK Up Like Xmas Turkey" Claim.
I don't understand the donut burger, what kind of idiot eats a sweet hamburger? Fucking EVERYTHING over here is sweet. Bacon, bread, peanut butter, yogurt, milk - they add sugar to almost everything. No wonder we're a nation of fat-assed diabetics.
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We have before us an ordeal of the most calorific kind.
Weirdly, the auto-correct on me kindle wanted to turn "calorific" into "capitalistic"
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
Re: America "Fattening UK Up Like Xmas Turkey" Claim.
Don't need any American help to pig out on curries and donor kebabs!
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