Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

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Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:50 pm

That's all. And they can never play basketball.

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Ian » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:05 pm

Obama may have a bigger penis, but Putin might have bigger balls. A little too big for his own good, if you ask me.

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:09 pm

That's the problem. He is on the deck of a destroyer with his balls and Obama is DC sending drones to look at Putin and his balls. He has a cardboard Obama on the deck of his destroyer for show.

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Post by piscator » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:35 pm

Tero wrote:That's the problem. He is on the deck of a destroyer with his balls and Obama is DC sending drones to look at Putin and his balls. He has a cardboard Obama on the deck of his destroyer for show.
No. That's there to draw fire.

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:44 pm

I see. Makes sense.

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Post by Seabass » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:33 pm

Speaking of presidential cock 'n balls, this Colbert segment nearly made me piss my pants.

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by charlou » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:02 am

It doesn't take balls to be a cunt.
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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Ian » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:11 am

charlou wrote:It doesn't take balls to be a cunt.

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Kristie » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:43 am

Seabass wrote:Speaking of presidential cock 'n balls, this Colbert segment nearly made me piss my pants.

That was awesome! I love him!

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:15 pm

America has a much bigger ass than Russia :

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by Tero » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:02 am

I have changed my avatar to anticipate the moment when Assad is found in a sewer tunnel by rebels armed with CIA weapons. WE don't even have to do much. No bombs will fall. Putin will be happy, he does not need to whip out his weapons that might not be as big Obama's.

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Post by Tyrannical » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:36 am

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Re: Obama has a bigger penis than Putin

Post by JimC » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:44 am

They clearly have the right to bare arms in Russia...
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