What did this man need that he didn't have?

[Collector1337]

... My best shot was 550,000 yards in a 300mph full-value crosswind on a white Samoyed harassing my horses.

How many horses did you fuck up before you gutshot the shiteater, Quigley Crockett?

Zero. That's the point of lots and lots of practice.

So some dog was barking and you decide to shoot in the direction of your horses from over 1/4 mile away? Fucken brilliant, Jethro.

Not hard with the appropriate rifle. Noob.

[mistermack]

... My best shot was 550,000 light years in a 300,000,000 mph full-value solar wind on a cabbage white harassing my dinosaurs.

How many horses did you fuck up before you gutshot the shiteater, Quigley Crockett?

Zero. That's the point of lots and lots of practice.

So some dog was barking and you decide to shoot in the direction of your horses from over 1/4 mile away? Fucken brilliant, Jethro.

Not hard with the appropriate rifle. Noob.

Laser quark field annihilator?

[klr]

Maybe he could have used a mobile phone (cell phone to you colonials) ... not to call for help, but to scare the croc. After all, it works with Polar Bears:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24022893

EDIT: Wrong thread (thanks Jim)

[piscator]

... My best shot was 550,000 yards in a 300mph full-value crosswind on a white Samoyed harassing my horses.

How many horses did you fuck up before you gutshot the shiteater, Quigley Crockett?

Zero. That's the point of lots and lots of practice.

So some dog was barking and you decide to shoot in the direction of your horses from over 1/4 mile away? Fucken brilliant, Jethro.

Not hard with the appropriate rifle. Noob.

I wouldn't shoot at your horses in that situation, much less mine. I'm sure Seth had just the right custom rifle in just the right caliber with the dope of his perfect pet load engraved on the custom stock he designed on SolidWorks3D on his 48-core CAD station, but I'd of driven down there first.

[JimC]

Maybe he could have used a mobile phone (cell phone to you colonials) ... not to call for help, but to scare the croc. After all, it works with Polar Bears:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24022893

Wrong thread?

(mind you, same old "guns solve everything"...)

[klr]

Maybe he could have used a mobile phone (cell phone to you colonials) ... not to call for help, but to scare the croc. After all, it works with Polar Bears:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24022893

Wrong thread?

(mind you, same old "guns solve everything"...)

Off to the right thread.

[Seth]

... My best shot was 550,000 yards in a 300mph full-value crosswind on a white Samoyed harassing my horses.

How many horses did you fuck up before you gutshot the shiteater, Quigley Crockett?

Zero. That's the point of lots and lots of practice.

So some dog was barking and you decide to shoot in the direction of your horses from over 1/4 mile away? Fucken brilliant, Jethro.

Er, some dog chasing my horses and I know exactly where my bullet is going, which is well behind the running horses. That's the sort of shot I train for all the time. Just because you can't do it doesn't mean nobody can. I used to shoot coyotes among the cattle during calving season all the time. All you have to do is be sure there's no cow directly behind the coyote. Even then, the hollow points rarely penetrate through-and-through in a coyote-sized animal.

Don't try to teach your grandpa how to suck eggs boy.

[mistermack]

Don't try to teach your grandpa how to suck eggs boy.

Any dumb cunt can shoot a gun. Apparently.

[Seth]

I wouldn't shoot at your horses in that situation, much less mine. I'm sure Seth had just the right custom rifle in just the right caliber with the dope of his perfect pet load engraved on the custom stock he designed on SolidWorks3D on his 48-core CAD station, but I'd of driven down there first.

Nah. A 20 year old Sako .243 Remington with a Leupold scope my dad built the stock for. But yes, I hand loaded the rounds after working up a load specifically for that rifle. I shot thousands and thousands of rounds from that rifle before finally wearing the bore out. Sold it rather than re-barrel it because I'd changed over to .17 HMR for prairie dogs and a Remington 700 .22-250 in stainless for 'yotes.

Oh, and the point is that I wasn't shooting "at" the horses, I was shooting "at" the dog. From that distance, on a stationary target with no wind I could shoot YOU in either your left eye or right eye without any danger at all to someone standing next to you.

A thousand yards? Well, that's a bit more risky but 6 inches was my cold-bore group at the Whittington Center a couple of weeks ago with my Sako TRG-42 .338 Lapua Magnum.

Just because you probably can't hit the broad side of a barn with a sawed-off shotgun doesn't mean everybody's as inept.

[Seth]

Don't try to teach your grandpa how to suck eggs boy.

Any dumb cunt can shoot a gun. Apparently.

Well, I couldn't verify that because I've not seen you shoot a gun.

[mistermack]

Well, I couldn't verify that because I've not seen you shoot a gun.

Piece of piss. Any dumb cunt can do it. They are made for morons.

[piscator]

I wouldn't shoot at your horses in that situation, much less mine. I'm sure Seth had just the right custom rifle in just the right caliber with the dope of his perfect pet load engraved on the custom stock he designed on SolidWorks3D on his 48-core CAD station, but I'd of driven down there first.

Nah. A 20 year old Sako .243 Remington with a Leupold scope my dad built the stock for. But yes, I hand loaded the rounds after working up a load specifically for that rifle. I shot thousands and thousands of rounds from that rifle before finally wearing the bore out. Sold it rather than re-barrel it because I'd changed over to .17 HMR for prairie dogs and a Remington 700 .22-250 in stainless for 'yotes.

Oh, and the point is that I wasn't shooting "at" the horses, I was shooting "at" the dog. From that distance, on a stationary target with no wind I could shoot YOU in either your left eye or right eye without any danger at all to someone standing next to you.

A thousand yards? Well, that's a bit more risky but 6 inches was my cold-bore group at the Whittington Center a couple of weeks ago with my Sako TRG-42 .338 Lapua Magnum.

Just because you probably can't hit the broad side of a barn with a sawed-off shotgun doesn't mean everybody's as inept.

So now it was a running half-kilometer shot on a medium dog in a 45kph crosswind in the same direction as your horses?


How far did you have to lead him? Did you shoot offhand, or take a rest on the hood of your truck?

[JimC]

Well, I couldn't verify that because I've not seen you shoot a gun.

Piece of piss. Any dumb cunt can do it. They are made for morons.

Sure, but to actually hit what you are aiming act requires considerable practice...

Back in the day, I loved hunting wabbit with my trusty .22...

[Collector1337]

Well, I couldn't verify that because I've not seen you shoot a gun.

Piece of piss. Any dumb cunt can do it. They are made for morons.

Then let's see a video of your expert shooting Wyatt Earp.

Clearly, they aren't made for morons otherwise there would never be an accidental shooting, would there?

[pErvinalia]

Maybe he could have used a mobile phone (cell phone to you colonials) ... not to call for help, but to scare the croc. After all, it works with Polar Bears:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24022893

EDIT: Wrong thread (thanks Jim)

They're all fucking gun threads now...