US police kill 107-year-old suspect in home shootout

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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:37 pm

If I make it to 107 I'm going to be so fucking pissed off with the entire moronic planet that going out in a blaze of gunfire would be appealing. I intend on taking a few muthafuckas with me, though. That supercilious bank manager? Bang bang, dickwad. The punk kid blasting 20,000 watts of bass at the stoplight? Eat fucking lead, asslips. So many morons, so little time. I better start stockpiling ammo, I've only got 48 years to go.
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Post by Collector1337 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:04 pm

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Post by Azathoth » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:08 pm

Collector1337 wrote:More scumbag, soldier cops who should have never been allowed to be cops in the first place.

I hope everyone is happy. This is what you have to look forward to regularly in your wonderful, authoritarian, "civilized" society.
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Post by piscator » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:57 pm


Yep. Radley Balko has been all over this issue for a long time. I thank George H.W. Bush for starting it.

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Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:18 pm

In this case, the cops reflect the society, as is usually the case.

In a land overflowing with guns, the cops are naturally going to have a high proportion of gun-wankers in their numbers.
So what if he was 107? He still counts as a kill. Hardly worth mounting though.
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Post by Collector1337 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:18 pm

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Yep. Radley Balko has been all over this issue for a long time. I thank George H.W. Bush for starting it.
You have the Military-Industrial Complex to thank for it.

Way before Bush.

It's best to not misattribute things.
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Post by Collector1337 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:20 pm

mistermack wrote:In this case, the cops reflect the society, as is usually the case.

In a land overflowing with guns, the cops are naturally going to have a high proportion of gun-wankers in their numbers.
So what if he was 107? He still counts as a kill. Hardly worth mounting though.
Another misattribution.

It's not a completely unique American issue.
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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:26 pm

Anyone who is not worried about the increasing militarization of the police forces, the erosion of Constitutional rights, NSA spying, the TSA, and a host of other intrusive, authoritarian, totalitarian actions of the U.S., state and local governments is living under a rock. Anyone who thinks this is strictly the fault of GWB or BHO or Republicans or Democrats is living under a rock. Anyone who believes the "war on terror" or the "war on drugs" or the coming "war on obesity" or "war on intolerance" is anything other than an excuse to further solidity their absolute control over every thing you do, think or say is living under a rock. Anyone who thinks there isn't a little dossier somewhere in Langley for everyone who has ever posted here is living under a rock. Anyone who thinks gun control is about "saving the children" is living under a rock. There are one FUCK of a lot of people in this country and around the world who are quite comfortable under their rocks, evidently.
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Post by JimC » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:35 pm

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Post by Cormac » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:36 pm

mistermack wrote:In this case, the cops reflect the society, as is usually the case.

In a land overflowing with guns, the cops are naturally going to have a high proportion of gun-wankers in their numbers.
So what if he was 107? He still counts as a kill. Hardly worth mounting though.

That doesn't follow mistermack.
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Post by JimC » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:44 pm

Cormac wrote:
mistermack wrote:In this case, the cops reflect the society, as is usually the case.

In a land overflowing with guns, the cops are naturally going to have a high proportion of gun-wankers in their numbers.
So what if he was 107? He still counts as a kill. Hardly worth mounting though.

That doesn't follow mistermack.
It doesn't necessarily follow, but it could easily be the case...

Mind you, there have been a certain number of unnecessary police shootings in Oz over the years, no country is immune...
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Post by Cormac » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:02 am

JimC wrote:
Cormac wrote:
mistermack wrote:In this case, the cops reflect the society, as is usually the case.

In a land overflowing with guns, the cops are naturally going to have a high proportion of gun-wankers in their numbers.
So what if he was 107? He still counts as a kill. Hardly worth mounting though.

That doesn't follow mistermack.
It doesn't necessarily follow, but it could easily be the case...

Mind you, there have been a certain number of unnecessary police shootings in Oz over the years, no country is immune...
Back in they day, it happened a fair bit in Northern Ireland.


Doesn't happen really, in the South.
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Re: US police kill 107-year-old suspect in home shootout

Post by Azathoth » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:05 am

Well if you take a couple of hostages then start shooting at the police they will generally shoot back at you.



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