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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by piscator » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:58 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
piscator wrote:Flares. Transoceanic SuperKiwi should have had flares.
Aren't they a little... dated? :dunno:

That's a negative, Chegmeister. Flares are required for all vessels in civilized waters.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:31 am

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laklak wrote:Pretty stupid to be out in croc country in a kayak, truth be told. I do a bit of kayaking, but I do NOT do it in rivers or most lakes. Gators are no where near as big or aggressive as salties but I still wouldn't want to fuck with one. And I certainly don't carry a gun with me in a kayak, about all I've got with me other than a couple of beers is a cheap cell phone and a pocket knife. I ain't Tarzan, so the idea of rolling around in the water with a 12 foot alligator stabbing it in the eye with a pocket knife doesn't particularly appeal to me. Good thing this guy was seen by another boat, or he'd have had to chance it and I don't fancy his chances against a 20 foot crocodile. 20 fucking FEET, that's the size of a goddamned BIG tiger or hammerhead.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:33 am

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piscator wrote:Flares. Transoceanic SuperKiwi should have had flares.
Aren't they a little... dated? :dunno:

That's a negative, Chegmeister. Flares are required for all vessels in civilized waters.
He's talking about the type of pant. :whisper: :hehe:
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:54 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
piscator wrote:Flares. Transoceanic SuperKiwi should have had flares.
Aren't they a little... dated? :dunno:

That's a negative, Chegmeister. Flares are required for all vessels in civilized waters.
He's talking about the type of pant. :whisper: :hehe:
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by rainbow » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:54 am

Crocs eat people in Africa all the time. Doesn't even make the news.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by JimC » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:57 am

rainbow wrote:Crocs eat people in Africa all the time. Doesn't even make the news.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:45 am

It's bacteria that eat the most people.
And guns are useless against them.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by JimC » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:47 am

mistermack wrote:It's bacteria that eat the most people.
And guns are useless against them.
You'll prise my anti-bacterial nano-gun out of my cold dead hand! :lay:
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:49 am

mistermack wrote:It's bacteria that eat the most people.
And guns are useless against them.
nonsense! With his 3mm Cockmaster t59 Seth can hit a bacterium at 500 yards.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by laklak » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:16 pm

I've never seen a Texas gator, I bet they're like, over 100 feet long. And stink of jalapenos.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by Collector1337 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:24 pm

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Collector1337 wrote:So children, have we learned anything yet?

What did this guy not have that he needed?
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by Cormac » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:32 pm

laklak wrote:Pretty stupid to be out in croc country in a kayak, truth be told. I do a bit of kayaking, but I do NOT do it in rivers or most lakes. Gators are no where near as big or aggressive as salties but I still wouldn't want to fuck with one. And I certainly don't carry a gun with me in a kayak, about all I've got with me other than a couple of beers is a cheap cell phone and a pocket knife. I ain't Tarzan, so the idea of rolling around in the water with a 12 foot alligator stabbing it in the eye with a pocket knife doesn't particularly appeal to me. Good thing this guy was seen by another boat, or he'd have had to chance it and I don't fancy his chances against a 20 foot crocodile. 20 fucking FEET, that's the size of a goddamned BIG tiger or hammerhead.

:ask: Wasn't the kiwi in the ocean? I thought it was a saltie that was stalking him...
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:45 pm

Collector1337 wrote:
Ian wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:So children, have we learned anything yet?

What did this guy not have that he needed?
Once again, the definition of a fanatic: someone who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject.
I won't change my mind?

Name one person who has changed their mind.

Name one imposing, anti-freedom, anti-self reliance, anti-self defense, "I know better than you and will make your decisions for you," authoritarian, piece of shit, who has changed their mind.

Just one. I'll wait.
You're nothing but a ridiculous caricature. I wouldn't expect you to change any more than I would expect fine detail on a stick figure. :tea:
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