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A REAL Rape Joke

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:51 am

A man who has been jailed for raping a woman is waiting to find out whether he has contracted HIV from her.

Serves the fucker right! :yes:

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Post by piscator » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:57 am

"...In other news, Mr Thomas also won £100,000,000 in the lottery today, but unfortunately wont be allowed to collect because he is an admitted felon.
Tomorrow's weather: sunny and fair, high of 22..."

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:30 am

What scum. Serves him right.
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Re: A REAL Rape Joke

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:54 am

piscator wrote:"...In other news, Mr Thomas also won £100,000,000 in the lottery today, but unfortunately wont be allowed to collect because he is an admitted felon.
Tomorrow's weather: sunny and fair, high of 22..."
Actually, that wouldn't apply here in the UK. There was a case of a rapist that did exactly that - although a lot less money - it caused a public outcry (fanned by the tabloid press) but he got to keep the cash.
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Re: A REAL Rape Joke

Post by Cormac » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:26 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A man who has been jailed for raping a woman is waiting to find out whether he has contracted HIV from her.

Serves the fucker right! :yes:

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