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Five boys arrested as fire destroys school in Lancashire

Post by cronus » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:39 am

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:42 am

The perils of teaching the principles of combustion in science class.
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Post by cronus » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:47 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:The perils of teaching the principles of combustion in science class.
Chemistry block was kept well away from the main premises when I was a kid. Then we handled real chemicals that did occasionally combust or give off noxious fumes. Now it's all 'elf & safety. :read:
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Post by Strontium Dog » Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:04 am

Our chemistry teacher (the bonkers but amiable moustachioed British creationist who has been in at least one Dawkins tv doco) used to demonstrate the flammable properties of liquids by pouring them onto the desk and setting them alight. Caused at least one evacuation of the school that way.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:10 am

These boys are just the stooges. Bet a teacher put them up to it due to the horror of having to come back off holiday to teach these scrotes.
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:41 pm

We had small samples of various radioactive isotopes kept in our science block at school.
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Post by MrJonno » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:05 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:Our chemistry teacher (the bonkers but amiable moustachioed British creationist who has been in at least one Dawkins tv doco) used to demonstrate the flammable properties of liquids by pouring them onto the desk and setting them alight. Caused at least one evacuation of the school that way.
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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:17 pm

This is what comes from attempting to educate the lower orders. They should be in a factory doing something useful.
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Post by klr » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:37 pm

Er ... hold on. I thought school was still out for summer? :ask:

Maybe the urchins in question couldn't face the new term.
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Post by JimC » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:25 am

Strontium Dog wrote:Our chemistry teacher (the bonkers but amiable moustachioed British creationist who has been in at least one Dawkins tv doco) used to demonstrate the flammable properties of liquids by pouring them onto the desk and setting them alight. Caused at least one evacuation of the school that way.
One of our science teachers helped us to make a reasonable quantity of hydrazine in science club after school. Then we poured it down a drain and chucked in a match. Flames 20 metres high!

Can't do that sort of thing these days... :nono:

(in my past, I myself have caused more than one evacuation of a science lab, usually by setting up an apparatus to make chlorine, using far too much reagent, and not being able to shut it down. Shades of the Somme!)
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