Har Har Har Global warming crap

[mistermack]

Well son, if you play your cards right and keep delivering those pizzas, you may one day actually have something worth insuring. I'm just trying to save you the sort of rude shock over insurance prices that will consume the rest of your life with resentment and hostility at things you don't understand. It's my little way of making the world a little better for the rest of us.
That, and I couldn't find a brightly colored Marvel Comics version.

While you are dumb enough to share the insurance risks with people who have multi-million dollar houses on the coast, and put your premium rises down to climate change, then the rich will easily keep you poor.
I'm amazed that people are so easy to con.

It's nice of you to help them out. Nice but dumb.

[Woodbutcher]

Too long, didn't read all that copied and pasted crap.

Aww hell, it was just some nonsense about private free market insurers having to raise rates or go under due to Anthropogenic Global Warming. Nothing that need concern you or this thread. It would probably have made your head feel funny anyway.

Why do you do all this copy and paste? Do you not have any confidence at all in your own opinions?
Actually, don't answer that, it's becoming clear now.

If I want to read something, I'll find it myself. I appreciate links, but acres of copy and paste just indicates an idiot trying to look clever to me. A bit is ok, if it's just factual stuff necessary to provide backing for what you posted.
But you just copy and paste from journalists or blog sites. It's a bit pathetic.

If I feel like reading what a journalist, or a blogger thinks, I'll choose it myself thanks.

Says a man who quotes Daily Mail. You have no clue whatsoever what the scientific method is, do you? You post opinions in a science forum, which is not acceptable unless you label them as opinions. You shouldn't even be posting here, given your lack of understanding of science. You fuck this whole forum up with your idiotic comments and trolling. FOAD.

[Tero]

Here's a tip:do not buy beach front property
http://www.vegeme.co.nz/media/39052/700 ... l_rise.png[/img

Oh my God! The sea has risen twenty whole centimeters since 1880. Run! Hide! Panic! We're all gonna DROWN! Destroy the world economy trying to reverse a 20 cm sea level rise! Do anything that sounds good no matter how stupid or useless it is!

Fuck...

Is your bunker in the mountains ready for the Illuminati invasion? Suggest you move it 20cm up the mountain.

[Tero]

Too long, didn't read all that copied and pasted crap.

Aww hell, it was just some nonsense about private free market insurers bl bla bla

Says a man who quotes Daily Mail. You have no clue whatsoever what the scientific method is, do you? You post opinions in a science forum, which is not acceptable unless you label them as opinions. You shouldn't even be posting here, given your lack of understanding of science. You fuck this whole forum up with your idiotic comments and trolling. FOAD.

It's all the same with these people, fundies etc etc. When you bring evidence, they discredit the scientist, then the evidence, based on who funded it. You never find out if they can actually read the evidence.

[jaydot]

i shall feel a certain schadenfreude when the fancy islands off dubai drown in the coming flood. that will be hubris repaid.

[Seth]

Here's a tip:do not buy beach front property
http://www.vegeme.co.nz/media/39052/700 ... l_rise.png[/img

Oh my God! The sea has risen twenty whole centimeters since 1880. Run! Hide! Panic! We're all gonna DROWN! Destroy the world economy trying to reverse a 20 cm sea level rise! Do anything that sounds good no matter how stupid or useless it is!

Fuck...

Is your bunker in the mountains ready for the Illuminati invasion? Suggest you move it 20cm up the mountain.

Like I said, there's a reason I live in a geologically-stable community 7000 feet above sea level and out of any floodways. I'm smart. People living on the coast of the Carolinas, New Orleans and similar places are not. Adapt or die.

[mistermack]

Says a man who quotes Daily Mail.

Do I really? Isn't it funny you don't point out where. You're so full of shit, you're almost amusing.

[mistermack]

It's all the same with these people, fundies etc etc. When you bring evidence, they discredit the scientist, then the evidence, based on who funded it. You never find out if they can actually read the evidence.

Your '' evidence '' is incompetent. You post graphs with no link or mention who made it.
You would fail a junior science exam.

[Tero]

Your '' evidence '' is incompetent. You post graphs with no link or mention who made it.

NASA made it. I'm pretty sure James Hansen was involved


I gave you the data the graphs were made from. Explain how these were tampered and manipulated:
http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/table ... GLB.Ts.txt

The formula to get the actual temp is at the bottom.

[piscator]

Well son, if you play your cards right and keep delivering those pizzas, you may one day actually have something worth insuring. I'm just trying to save you the sort of rude shock over insurance prices that will consume the rest of your life with resentment and hostility at things you don't understand. It's my little way of making the world a little better for the rest of us.
That, and I couldn't find a brightly colored Marvel Comics version.

While you are dumb enough to share the insurance risks with people who have multi-million dollar houses on the coast, and put your premium rises down to climate change, then the rich will easily keep you poor.
I'm amazed that people are so easy to con.

It's nice of you to help them out. Nice but dumb.

Where do you live, son? How do they handle floods there?
"I live on a mountaintop in the Altacama. We don't flood." You probably have no fucking idea, do you?

Do you have any sort of insurance? Auto liability? National health programs? A national defense system? Do you pay any taxes?

Then you're a dumbass too. You stupid fuck.

[mistermack]

I was talking about your sea level graph. I'm sure it was ok, I'm just making the point that a graph without it's source is like a lone turd.
Anyone could have done it.

[mistermack]

Where do you live, son? How do they handle floods there?

Mind your own business pop.

[piscator]

Where do you live, son? How do they handle floods there?

Mind your own business pop.

This is my business, son. I'm an expert measurer, licensed to protect the public. Business is good.

[piscator]

Where do you live, son? How do they handle floods there?

Mind your own business pop.

Yep. You really don't know.

[mistermack]

Where do you live, son? How do they handle floods there?

Mind your own business pop.

Yep. You really don't know.

Nope. you're right. I can't help you. I have no psychiatric qualifications whatsoever.