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Bella Fortuna wrote:Reference material: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3164pawiz wrote:Cricket is total and complete bollocks

Bad enough having a woman in this thread, but a bloody yank as well!
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And so it begins! I don't stay up to watch it, but I may watch some highlights later...
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Good Positive batting, I thought. Maybe another 30-40 in the innings, then we can see what the bowlers can do!
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I am not a yank I'll have you knowklr wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Reference material: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3164pawiz wrote:Cricket is total and complete bollocks
Bad enough having a woman in this thread, but a bloody yank as well!

It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Nearly though eh?pawiz wrote:I am not a yank I'll have you knowklr wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Reference material: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3164pawiz wrote:Cricket is total and complete bollocks
Bad enough having a woman in this thread, but a bloody yank as well!
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I am over here reclaiming the colonies.AshtonBlack wrote:Nearly though eh?pawiz wrote:I am not a yank I'll have you knowklr wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Reference material: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3164pawiz wrote:Cricket is total and complete bollocks
Bad enough having a woman in this thread, but a bloody yank as well!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I don't believe I was referring to you with the second bit ...pawiz wrote: ...
I am not a yank I'll have you know

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He has clearly become infected with a nasty anti-cricket virus.AshtonBlack wrote:Nearly though eh?pawiz wrote:I am not a yank I'll have you knowklr wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Reference material: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3164pawiz wrote:Cricket is total and complete bollocks
Bad enough having a woman in this thread, but a bloody yank as well!
He may have to be put down...
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Having reread the thread, I do believe that you are correct. Fucking septics!!!klr wrote:I don't believe I was referring to you with the second bit ...pawiz wrote: ...
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The curator would of being better served putting in a cement pitch much like the one we had at my old primary school the lads could of got more out of it i suspect.
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England are really pushing on this morning - 68/1 off 10 overs so far. Only Hilfenhaus is being economical. Swann attacked the last three balls of Hauritz's first over, and got three boundaries.
EDIT: Now 407/8. Swann and Anderson have made 50 from just 38 balls.
... now 54 from 39. Another boundary from Anderson.
EDIT: Now 407/8. Swann and Anderson have made 50 from just 38 balls.
... now 54 from 39. Another boundary from Anderson.

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435.....that should be enough. Some good hitting from Swann.
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Your are playing Australia remember.Clinton Huxley wrote:435.....that should be enough.

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i will need some in two weeks time.
sorry wrong sort of cricket
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sorry wrong sort of cricket

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