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He's Batman?
So, Ben Affleck has been given the role of Batman in an upcoming movie. Does he have what it takes?


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Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
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Yeah, he bombed in that movie. He is a talented actor though, so maybe he'll surprise us!SteveB wrote:Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
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I was watching him in some movie the other night and thinking he really is a specimen of a man. He'll probably look pretty good in a tight suit.
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I don't think he's a very good actor. A much better director. Yet to see Argo, though.Kristie wrote:Yeah, he bombed in that movie. He is a talented actor though, so maybe he'll surprise us!SteveB wrote:Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
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I liked him as Daredevil. I though he was perfect for that role. I think he'd make a good Batman as well, if only because of that chin. But I also think he'd bring a little more personality to the character than Christian Bale.
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I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!
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Argo is incredible. He is a great director. His acting in Argo is fine too.SteveB wrote:I don't think he's a very good actor. A much better director. Yet to see Argo, though.Kristie wrote:Yeah, he bombed in that movie. He is a talented actor though, so maybe he'll surprise us!SteveB wrote:Have you seen DareDevil? No, he fucking doesn't!
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"Outing"? Is Clooney gay?SteveB wrote:I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!

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I completely forgot Clooney was Batman. Shows how memorable he was. But, naw, I think he'd do a good job. Maybe as good as, or better, than Michael Keaton.SteveB wrote:I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!
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Batman is a wooden character, so anyone can play him. He has virtually no personality, so there's nothing to set one actor apart from the other. Where the differences will be apparent is with Bruce Wayne. Affleck looks the part in a suit with his hair slicked back. But he always looks like a wall street stock broker, so not sure if he will look mature enough to be a Bruce Wayne. But none of the others were particularly convincing either.
Fuck, I'm discussing the finer points of Batman as art. Batman is pretty lowbrow and pretty average as far as cinema characters go. Keanu Reaves could probably play him.
Fuck, I'm discussing the finer points of Batman as art. Batman is pretty lowbrow and pretty average as far as cinema characters go. Keanu Reaves could probably play him.
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Daredevil was always a bit of a shit superhero. I don't think the film is as bad as some people make out but the plotline and script don't give the actors a great opportunity to shine. Affleck did what he had to do creditably enough given what he had to work with IMO.tattuchu wrote:I liked him as Daredevil. I though he was perfect for that role. I think he'd make a good Batman as well, if only because of that chin. But I also think he'd bring a little more personality to the character than Christian Bale.
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rEvolutionist wrote:"Outing"? Is Clooney gay?SteveB wrote:I think his outing will be similar to Clooney's. Mark my words!

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