He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:26 pm

Poor Martin, though. His older brother, Antichrist, is never going to let this go.
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Post by klr » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:54 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Poor Martin, though. His older brother, Antichrist, is never going to let this go.
I thought that was Damien?
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Post by Mysturji » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:08 pm

He goes by his second name.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:09 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Poor Martin, though. His older brother, Antichrist, is never going to let this go.
I thought that was Damien?
That was his judge assigned name.
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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:41 pm

"The only true Messiah is Jesus Christ" what a fucking dick.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:00 pm

A cunt, please, respect gender.
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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:20 pm

No!
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Post by Rum » Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:58 pm

Nah - not as good as one might have hoped..

From: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23665106

US judge changes baby's name from Messiah to Martin


A judge in the US has ordered a baby's first name to be changed from Messiah to Martin, arguing that the only true messiah is Jesus Christ, reports say.

The parents of seven-month old Messiah DeShawn Martin had gone to court in Tennessee over his last name.

But Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew ordered the first name changed too, local broadcaster WBIR-TV said.

Last year more than 700 babies were named Messiah in the US, according to the Social Security Administration.

Christianity sees Jesus as the Messiah, while Judaism uses the term to mean an anticipated saviour of the Jews.

Dictionary definitions say the word can mean anyone seen as a saviour or a liberator.

The judge in Cocke County said the name Messiah could cause the boy difficulties if he grew up in a predominantly Christian area.

"It could put him at odds with a lot of people and at this point he has had no choice in what his name is," Judge Ballew said.

Sarah Crown, editor of Mumsnet: "Think about whether you could yell it across a supermarket."

She was able to make the order because the parents were already in a child support hearing in a dispute over what their son's last name should be.

Instead the judge ruled that the baby was to be named Martin DeShawn McCullough, which includes both parents' last name.

"The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ," she said.

The baby's mother, Jaleesa Martin, told WBIR she would appeal against the judge's order.

"I didn't think a judge could change my baby's name because of her religious beliefs," she said.

She said she chose the name not because of its religious connotations, but because she liked how it sounded with her two other children's names, Micah and Mason.

Messiah came in at number 387 in the list of the most popular of baby names in the US in 2012, up from 633 in 2011.

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Post by hadespussercats » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:01 pm

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Post by hadespussercats » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:01 pm

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Post by Rum » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:51 pm

Must keep up. :sadcheer:

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Post by Robert_S » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:14 pm

Svartalf wrote:A cunt, please, respect gender.
I refer to obnoxiously stupid women as "dicks" and men as "cunts" these days.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by Robert_S » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:16 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Be ironic if it turns of he actually is the messiah.
... or more ironic still if he turns out to be just a very naughty boy! :)
Completely awesome if he turns out to b the messiah of naughtiness!
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by klr » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:39 pm

Rum wrote:Must keep up. :sadcheer:
Your thread was the Second Coming of the Messiah. :dance:


Until I merged it ...
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Re: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Post by Audley Strange » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:54 pm

Robert_S wrote:
Svartalf wrote:A cunt, please, respect gender.
I refer to obnoxiously stupid women as "dicks" and men as "cunts" these days.
I've never used them as gender slurs. A man or woman can be a total dick, a dodgy cunt, a ballbag, the bollocks, a shit, a wanker, a cockhole, a pussy, a tool or any other epithet which is related to our waste regions.
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