Pervy PC in Upskirt Shot Shame!

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Where's the evidence? I want to examine all the evidence!

Go collect your own.

That would be...illegal.

Besides, somebody should have told the dumb fuck about internet porn. There are quite literally thousands of websites dedicated to naked teenagers and upskirt shots if that's your bag.

I suspect that it was the surreptitious and risky acquiring of the images that excited him far more than their actual content. A bit like the buzz you get from gambling.

Hm. Good point. So he was just a technological idiot because they make tiny little cameras that can be installed in a shoe with the signal remoted to a HD DVR smaller than a pack of cigarettes.

Bending over and shoving your phone up some girl's skirt is so...antidiluvian.
And then there's the school of thought that girls who wear short dresses in public want men to see their panties.

Bags. Big black bags for all women. That would fix the problem wouldn't it?

But shoe cams would eliminate most of the risk and thus the buzz.

And most women have far too many bags (and shoes) already.

[Seth]

But shoe cams would eliminate most of the risk and thus the buzz.

And most women have far too many bags (and shoes) already.

Sounds like he wanted to get caught.

My rule is, "Girls, if you don't want us men looking at your knickers, keep them well concealed like we do."

They put it out there, I'm not gonna feel bad about looking at it, not even a little.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

But shoe cams would eliminate most of the risk and thus the buzz.

And most women have far too many bags (and shoes) already.

Sounds like he wanted to get caught.

I'm always a little uncomfortable with that claim - I think it's more that he needed the risk of being caught to give him his illicit thrill - he got off on it because he knew he shouldn't be doing it - like many shoplifters or people that like wanking on the back seat of buses. (Which reminds me, I miss Santa. )

[JimC]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

[Seth]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

Depends on which way you swing.

[JimC]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

Depends on which way you swing.

Scots usually swing to the left...

[Seth]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

Depends on which way you swing.

Scots usually swing to the left...

Negative Throckmorton's as I recall from the X-ray lab.

[mistermack]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

There's NOTHING mysterious up a Scotsman's kilt.
It's a load of bollocks.

[Svartalf]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

Depends on which way you swing.

Scots usually swing to the left...

Except that in the British Isles, the 'left' is actually right of center... just look at Downing Street... and that Salmond guy is as much a lefty as George Bush.

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

There's NOTHING mysterious up a Scotsman's kilt.
It's a load of bollocks.

Jim meant that if you do it there, you might see things you'll want to unsee but won't be able to.

[Seth]

Upskirting in Scotland can be tricky...

There's NOTHING mysterious up a Scotsman's kilt.
It's a load of bollocks.

...more or less...

[mistermack]

That cop was an idiot anyway. He just needed better technology.

I still use the X Ray specs that I bought in the fifties.

You can see EVERYTHING.

[Tyrannical]

and took pictures up strangers' skirts, a court has heard.

How many turned out to be men?

I bet this crime must have a different meaning in Scotland