Didya Hear the One About the Christian Cannibal Puppeteer?

[tattuchu]

It was fun with the puppet for some while, I imagine, but then they began to quarrel.
"I've had it up to here with you!" the ventriloquist says.
"And I think you enjoyed it a little too much!" the dummy replies.
"You never complained at the time!" the puppeteer says.
"I had a fist up my ass! How could I say anything?! Do you have any idea how uncomfortable that is?!" says dummy.
"Then why did you always have wood?!" says puppeteer.
"Is that some kind of dummy joke? Is it? It's not funny. That shit's not funny anymore. It's the twenty-first century, man!" replies dummy.
"Plastic is the future!" taunts the puppeteer. "You'll soon be obsolete! Count yourself lucky!"
"You should get splinters!" the dummy replies, now sounding inexplicably Jewish. "I want you should get splinters next time you stick your hand up my tookus."
"I used to love you," the puppeteer says, now sad, the fire of anger drained from him. "I loved you so much."

[Xamonas Chegwé]

[Audley Strange]

If millions of catholics can chew on bits of the creator of the universe, what's the harm in roast brat?

[Cormac]

If millions of catholics can chew on bits of the creator of the universe, what's the harm in roast brat?

Well, they're a little bit long in the tooth for our atheistic tastes - we atheists prefer the "veal" version...

[Tyrannical]

By the way, anyone know the connection between cannibal and gay? It seems most of the cannibalism cases involving whites in western countries are gay.

[Svartalf]

That's a Western specificity... Russian cannibal cases tend to be straight, or at worse, bi.

[mistermack]

By the way, anyone know the connection between cannibal and gay? It seems most of the cannibalism cases involving whites in western countries are gay.

That's just a false stereotype.
If Mike Tyson got hungry during a fight, he would snack on an opponents ears. But I wouldn't take the chance of calling him gay.
He also sank his teeth into Lennox Lewis's leg, at a press conference, if I remember rightly. It was an expensive snack, it cost him a third of a million dollars.

He could do with that now. Although he'd probably blow it in a week.

[Tyrannical]

By the way, anyone know the connection between cannibal and gay? It seems most of the cannibalism cases involving whites in western countries are gay.

That's just a false stereotype.
If Mike Tyson got hungry during a fight, he would snack on an opponents ears. But I wouldn't take the chance of calling him gay.
He also sank his teeth into Lennox Lewis's leg, at a press conference, if I remember rightly. It was an expensive snack, it cost him a third of a million dollars.

He could do with that now. Although he'd probably blow it in a week.

I'm not researching cannibals, but I do recall several that were gay. At least I'd think statistically they are more likely. I never thought of it until the other day when I glanced at some DM story about some crazy gay cannibal that hannibal lecter was supposed to be based on. Wasn't there some German that advertised for someone for sex and slaughter? Then there was jeffrey dalmer and that canadian guy who at chinese.But then there are the killed spouse and ate them category. But I don't think I've ever heard of someone killing and eating female prostitutes.

[mistermack]

I'm not researching cannibals, but I do recall several that were gay. At least I'd think statistically they are more likely. I never thought of it until the other day when I glanced at some DM story about some crazy gay cannibal that hannibal lecter was supposed to be based on. Wasn't there some German that advertised for someone for sex and slaughter? Then there was jeffrey dalmer and that canadian guy who at chinese.But then there are the killed spouse and ate them category. But I don't think I've ever heard of someone killing and eating female prostitutes.

Just by chance, I saw a tv program recently about serial killers. It was Australia's worst, known as the bodies in the barrels murders. It was a small group of people, and they were rabid right-wingers, picking gays and people that they branded as child abusers. They were sadistic torturers, and started eating parts of their victims towards the end. It seemed like they were doing it to "punish" or degrade their victims as much as possible.