Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

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Re: Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

Post by Svartalf » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:44 am

Trinity wrote:
Kristie wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:One of them is blond, after all...
:bored:
Why do blondes get such a bum deal? Was it Ms Monroe's doing?
Marylin was a natural brunette and quite smart...
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Re: Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

Post by Trinity » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:16 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Trinity wrote:
Kristie wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:One of them is blond, after all...
:bored:
Why do blondes get such a bum deal? Was it Ms Monroe's doing?
Marylin was a natural brunette and quite smart...
She was indeed, just got labelled because of her film roles.

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Re: Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

Post by Hermit » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:01 pm

Trinity wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Marylin was a natural brunette and quite smart...
She was indeed, just got labelled because of her film roles.
And then came along a film titled Insignificance, based on an eponymously named play. I love the scene where Monroe explains the special theory of relativity to Einstein.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:58 pm

You can't mention dumb blondes without posting this.

Someone might not have seen it :

While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

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Post by laklak » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:25 pm

Here's another one.



But cute. Now be honest, would you? I know me, I'd bang her like a cheap gong.
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Re: Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

Post by Kristie » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:14 pm

We all have our blond moments, even everyone that's not actually blond.

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Post by Hermit » Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:06 am

Kristie wrote:We all have our blond moments, even everyone that's not actually blond.
...or female. :oops:
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Post by Collector1337 » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:57 am

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Post by mistermack » Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:56 pm

I have a suspicion that they're storing extra paint balls somewhere.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:17 pm

mistermack wrote:You can't mention dumb blondes without posting this.

Someone might not have seen it :

How does one get through school without ever having heard of Budapest or Hungary. I mean -- she said she never heard of them.

She is hot though, so of course the rest is largely irrelevant.

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Re: Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

Post by Robert_S » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:18 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
mistermack wrote:You can't mention dumb blondes without posting this.

Someone might not have seen it :

How does one get through school without ever having heard of Budapest or Hungary. I mean -- she said she never heard of them.

She is hot though, so of course the rest is largely irrelevant.
Soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

Or, maybe she didn't retain the information because it wasn't relevant. It was one week on eastern Europe in high school geography IIRC.
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Post by Seth » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:50 pm

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laklak wrote:My money is red and white, or at least that's the color of the bank card. I haven't seen actual cash in yonks.
When I pay with paper I always ask "Do you take cash with picture ID?"
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Post by Seth » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:59 pm

laklak wrote:I just looked at the pic I posted again. WTF are they going to use an assault rifle for while scuba diving? Didn't they watch Mythbusters when they were shooting guns into the ballistics tank?
Er, they use the SCUBA tanks to swim to the beach. THAT'S where they shoot their load.

And yes, you can shoot some firearms under water. Handguns are better than rifles because of the velocity and range is extremely limited, but you can do it.

This is what I use:
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Costs about $800. I got mine at a surplus store for $100.

The neoprene tip is shoot-thru and self sealing for about 10 rounds and can be replaced.

Great for carrying the FN on the motorcycle, keeps it dry in the rain but still usable quickly.
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Re: Gun Owners Are Tits: The Proof.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:05 pm

Should this thread be in the gun club? Or is it too parodial? Or doesn't anybody care? Or some shit? Or not? :tea:
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