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Wacky and Funny Celebrity Quotes
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The process involves some churning, if you care to lend a hand... 
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Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership. - David Bowie
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Suddenly, the lyrics to Quicksand make a bit more sense.Hermit wrote:Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership. - David Bowie
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” - Britney Spears
“So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguileraa
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” – David Beckham
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry,” Mariah Carey once said. “I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” - Mariah Carey
“I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.” – Kim Kardashian
“I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” – Justin Bieber on politics
“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson
“So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguileraa
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” – David Beckham
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry,” Mariah Carey once said. “I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” - Mariah Carey
“I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.” – Kim Kardashian
“I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” – Justin Bieber on politics
“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson
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