Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:48 pm

Arse wrote:
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Scrumple wrote:Dropped three minutes ago. :levi:
They should call it Damien.
Damien the 666th?
No, better not make it too obvious. :whisper:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:48 pm

mistermack wrote:Fuck. I got the title wrong.

Half of these news media, broadcasting from the hospital, are Americans. And Canadians. And Australians. etc etc.
They just interviewed the CNN lot, and they've been broadcasting non-stop all day.

And the last lot of women they spoke to were americans.
Oh, yes, of course, the countries that don't harbor and fund the dopey aristocracy must be far wankier than the country that does...

The UK has, in the 21st century, a Queen, and assorted Dukes, Earls, Duchesses, Ladies, Lords and Knights, but the rest of the folks who view it with curious or romantic interest from afar are the wankers.

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Post by Arse » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:02 pm

Oh give it a rest, who do you think you are, Watt Tyler?
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:12 pm

Arse wrote:Oh give it a rest, who do you think you are, Watt Tyler?
No, I have no problem taxing Poles. Buggers don't pay enough taxes as it is! :lay:

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Post by Arse » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:17 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Arse wrote:Oh give it a rest, who do you think you are, Watt Tyler?
No, I have no problem taxing Poles. Buggers don't pay enough taxes as it is! :lay:
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

Post by klr » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:09 pm

Rum wrote:What a bag of shite it all is.

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Post by Collector1337 » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:44 am

Great example of how pathetic the sheeple are.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:14 pm

"We're here to witness history, where a future monarch has been born. I just can't wait to see them today," said Maria Scott, a housewife from Newcastle in northern England who has camped outside the hospital since Saturday.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/world-awaits-f ... ml#mszoFK4

Sounds totally bonkers to me. Camped outside for days to see a baby from a distance?

That being said, people camp out five days to buy a new phone:
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/iPhone ... 17636.html

And they camp out for days to be in line at a malls --
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_ ... f-shopping


People are fucking idiots. I weep for the future of mankind. I fall upon the mercy of any deity that may or may not exist, and I humbly ask for forgiveness for being among a race of beings that do things like this. I am thoroughly embarrassed and ashamed for my species. :cry:

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:16 pm

We so desperately need our own planet, us Ratz. Well, most of us.

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Post by Kristie » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:55 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:We so desperately need our own planet, us Ratz. Well, most of us.
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

Post by Pappa » Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:42 pm

Arse wrote:Sick of hearing about it already and she hasn't even popped yet. The next few weeks are going to be a news nightmare. (Note to David Cameron - probably a good time to bury bad news though....).
A simple solution is to not watch TV. I've barely heard anything about it.

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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

Post by mistermack » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:38 pm

There's far less fuss about a new baby in the third world :

While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

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