Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:14 pm

I read somewhere that this will be the first time that 3 generations will be queuing for the throne at the same time.

Will Charles give it a miss and let William be King instead? Elizabeth 2.0 seems to have not aged in the last 3 decades. She is somehow in stasis. I'm not sure she'll ever give up her iron grip on the reigns of British power....
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:15 pm

They'll have to pry the throne from her cold, dead hands.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:18 pm

There is a lot of abdication going around lately. The Belgian king just abdicated to let his son take power, and the Dutch queen abdicated a few months back.

Let's go, Queen Betty! Give it up already!
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:19 pm

Fuck. I got the title wrong.

Half of these news media, broadcasting from the hospital, are Americans. And Canadians. And Australians. etc etc.
They just interviewed the CNN lot, and they've been broadcasting non-stop all day.

And the last lot of women they spoke to were americans.
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Post by Arse » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:26 pm

Sick of hearing about it already and she hasn't even popped yet. The next few weeks are going to be a news nightmare. (Note to David Cameron - probably a good time to bury bad news though....).
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Post by klr » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:28 pm

Arse wrote:Sick of hearing about it already and she hasn't even popped yet. The next few weeks are going to be a news nightmare. (Note to David Cameron - probably a good time to bury bad news though....).
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:29 pm

So, royal mare gives birth to royal baby with royal pain?
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Post by Rum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:47 pm

What a bag of shite it all is.

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Post by ronmcd » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:55 pm

It's a disgrace.

Who knows how many people have died in disasters/bombings today. Damn sure BBC and SKY won't care.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:56 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Will Charles give it a miss and let William be King instead?
Nah - he wants to force compulsory religious faith and homeopathy first.
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Post by cronus » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:07 pm

Dropped three minutes ago. :levi:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:13 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Will Charles give it a miss and let William be King instead?
Nah - he wants to force compulsory religious faith and homeopathy first.
Charles is incredibly dim.
His mother, right from the first day, realised that her opinions mean nothing. It's not rocket science. She's there as a figurehead, like the mascot on the bonnet of a car.
Charles is so fuckin dim, he still doesn't get it, in his mid sixties. He'll never get it. He just hasn't got the brains to realise it.
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Post by Arse » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:18 pm

Scrumple wrote:Dropped three minutes ago. :levi:
They should call it Damien.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:20 pm

Arse wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Dropped three minutes ago. :levi:
They should call it Damien.
Damien the 666th?
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Post by Arse » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:44 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Arse wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Dropped three minutes ago. :levi:
They should call it Damien.
Damien the 666th?
No, better not make it too obvious. :whisper:
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