Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

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Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!

Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:47 pm

They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.

And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.

It's a bloody national embarassment.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:49 pm

So about half the population then?
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Post by klr » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:01 pm

Has she dropped that sprog yet? :toetap:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:10 pm

klr wrote:Has she dropped that sprog yet? :toetap:
No. The news channel is bloody sickening.

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Post by cronus » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:11 pm

We break this news story now. :coffee:

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:14 pm

Animavore wrote:So about half the population then?
It looks that way, if you watch the news.
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Post by Seth » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:15 pm

The only question I have is which of the wankers is/are the father?
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:16 pm

Who's dropping a sprog? Is your wife having a baby, mistermack?
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:40 pm

Oh, ok. I get it now.

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:49 pm

mistermack wrote:They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.

And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.

It's a bloody national embarassment.
A what who? :what:

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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:49 pm

It seems to be mainly women of a certain age, hanging around the palace, and the hospital.
Maybe their kids have left home, and they need a surrogate family.
Or maybe they didn't have kids of their own, and cling to the royal babies as replacements.

There's an awful lot of them.
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Post by Seth » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:51 pm

mistermack wrote:It seems to be mainly women of a certain age, hanging around the palace, and the hospital.
Maybe their kids have left home, and they need a surrogate family.
Or maybe they didn't have kids of their own, and cling to the royal babies as replacements.

There's an awful lot of them.
They're all going to try to steal the baby...
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:54 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
mistermack wrote:They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.

And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.

It's a bloody national embarassment.
A what who? :what:
A royal baby. A duchess is about to drop a sprog. That's all it took to send the country mental.
Or more likely, to get the already mental ones to come out, and run around like ants under a magnifying glass in the sun.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:57 pm

Unlike in Merka, at moments like this, the Brits are above jingoistic displays of patriotism and flag waving.

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:04 pm

mistermack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
mistermack wrote:They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.

And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.

It's a bloody national embarassment.
A what who? :what:
A royal baby. A duchess is about to drop a sprog. That's all it took to send the country mental.
Or more likely, to get the already mental ones to come out, and run around like ants under a magnifying glass in the sun.
Ah. Must have missed that where I am. I nearly got on the news when Offspring #2 arrived unexpectedly early, since I did the catching and all, but we were all horribly ill, so decided not to appear on TV.

I'll get me flag.

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