Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
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Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.
And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.
It's a bloody national embarassment.
And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.
It's a bloody national embarassment.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
So about half the population then?
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Has she dropped that sprog yet? 

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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
No. The news channel is bloody sickening.klr wrote:Has she dropped that sprog yet?
I'm not going to say what I would like to happen. It's not printable.
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
We break this news story now.

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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
It looks that way, if you watch the news.Animavore wrote:So about half the population then?
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
The only question I have is which of the wankers is/are the father?
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Who's dropping a sprog? Is your wife having a baby, mistermack?
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Oh, ok. I get it now.
Back to my cave.
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
A what who?mistermack wrote:They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.
And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.
It's a bloody national embarassment.

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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
It seems to be mainly women of a certain age, hanging around the palace, and the hospital.
Maybe their kids have left home, and they need a surrogate family.
Or maybe they didn't have kids of their own, and cling to the royal babies as replacements.
There's an awful lot of them.
Maybe their kids have left home, and they need a surrogate family.
Or maybe they didn't have kids of their own, and cling to the royal babies as replacements.
There's an awful lot of them.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
They're all going to try to steal the baby...mistermack wrote:It seems to be mainly women of a certain age, hanging around the palace, and the hospital.
Maybe their kids have left home, and they need a surrogate family.
Or maybe they didn't have kids of their own, and cling to the royal babies as replacements.
There's an awful lot of them.
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"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
A royal baby. A duchess is about to drop a sprog. That's all it took to send the country mental.Thinking Aloud wrote:A what who?mistermack wrote:They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.
And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.
It's a bloody national embarassment.
Or more likely, to get the already mental ones to come out, and run around like ants under a magnifying glass in the sun.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Unlike in Merka, at moments like this, the Brits are above jingoistic displays of patriotism and flag waving.

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Re: Shock news : The UK has as many wankers as the US !!
Ah. Must have missed that where I am. I nearly got on the news when Offspring #2 arrived unexpectedly early, since I did the catching and all, but we were all horribly ill, so decided not to appear on TV.mistermack wrote:A royal baby. A duchess is about to drop a sprog. That's all it took to send the country mental.Thinking Aloud wrote:A what who?mistermack wrote:They are now coming out of the woodwork in their thousands.
And what's brought them out? A woman is pregnant. The hoo haaa over here is unbelieveable.
I'm expecting three wise men, on camels, to show up any minute.
The baby is royal. That's all it takes.
It's a bloody national embarassment.
Or more likely, to get the already mental ones to come out, and run around like ants under a magnifying glass in the sun.
I'll get me flag.
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