Yes, we need to tread caerphilly, wouldn't want to make his family feel bleu.mistermack wrote:I think it's wrong that this poor man's death is being milked for cheesy jokes.
Brazilian man killed in his bed by falling cow
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Re: Brazilian man killed in his bed by falling cow
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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piscator wrote:Not in the moood to argue, but I'd steak my reputation that the reported weight is BULLOCKS, a cownterfeit, and moreover, the animal just struck a grazing blow.
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It's amazing how the herd instinct takes over. All it takes is one pun, and you get a stampede.laklak wrote:Yes, we need to tread caerphilly, wouldn't want to make his family feel bleu.mistermack wrote:I think it's wrong that this poor man's death is being milked for cheesy jokes.
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This is only calf true..
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I searched hell bent for leather for the true tail, but I couldn't stomach the cud I found.piscator wrote:Not in the moood to argue, but I'd steak my reputation that the reported weight is bollocks, a cownterfeit, and moreover, the animal just struck a grazing blow.
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At one point the animals must have been a true UFO.
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To be fair, we should express some concern for and compassion towards the cow.
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The funeral menu has just been announced: Steak. Lots of steak. 
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And new leather shoes for all the family.
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Re: Brazilian man killed in his bed by falling cow
Veal you be serious, please!
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Jeez. Don't have a cow, man!Sean Hayden wrote:Veal you be serious, please!
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Re: Brazilian man killed in his bed by falling cow
There are loads of 2000lbs+ cows around here, and this is cattle ranching country.FBM wrote:HP is calling it 3,000lbs. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/1 ... 91849.html
Elsewhere, it's 1.5. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... f-him.html
Realistically, being raised on a rural farm, I'd guess the max was probably around 7~800lbs. Sensationalism in the media.
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Yeah, I know. I'll bet there are tons of them.Făkünamę wrote:There are loads of 2000lbs+ cows around here, and this is cattle ranching country.FBM wrote:HP is calling it 3,000lbs. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/1 ... 91849.html
Elsewhere, it's 1.5. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... f-him.html
Realistically, being raised on a rural farm, I'd guess the max was probably around 7~800lbs. Sensationalism in the media.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Re: Brazilian man killed in his bed by falling cow
Yarp. When I'm done renovations and playing at being an automechanic, I'll get me a decent DSLR and take some pictures of them.
Oooh and maybe a big horn sheep bowling down the mountainside from a mountain lion's leap. There are tons of both of them in the mountains south of me too.
Oooh and maybe a big horn sheep bowling down the mountainside from a mountain lion's leap. There are tons of both of them in the mountains south of me too.
Re: Brazilian man killed in his bed by falling cow
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:piscator wrote:Not in the moood to argue, but I'd steak my reputation that the reported weight is BULLOCKS, a cownterfeit, and moOOVeover, the animal just LANDED a grazing blow.
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