Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

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Should the UK and the US merge?

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Have you gone stark raving mad?
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:14 pm

Svartalf wrote:
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Svartalf wrote:You just shorten them.
Then you Frenchies went too far and "shortened" tens of thousands of other people too.
We didn't have goddams to shorten, and a spiffing new machine that just demanded to be used.
The bloody Germans were right next door.....
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:16 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:How much would it cost to re-engineer all US roads for driving on the correct side?
Once we merge, we'll vote democratically as to which side of the road to drive on. Deal? :smoke:
Vote be damned, it can go to Royal prerogative.
Don't worry....we'll be voting on the Royals too.... :evil:
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we will go all french on them...
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:16 pm

Let me be clear, CES, you want to "French" the Queen?
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:18 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The US has lots of nice golf courses. Prince Andrew likes golf. He could be Prince Of Merka. And live over there.
If you add up the acreage of US golf courses, it equals the area of all of Britain.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:20 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:The US has lots of nice golf courses. Prince Andrew likes golf. He could be Prince Of Merka. And live over there.
If you add up the acreage of US golf courses, it equals the area of all of Britain.
If you add up the acreage of all British golf courses, it is, weirdly, precisely the amount by which there is too much acreage of golf courses.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:20 pm

Rum wrote:In due course we shall all be the United European States of Greater Britain. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:22 pm

I already refer to France as "Souther Lancashire" and Belgium as "Greater Yorkshire"
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:38 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Let me be clear, CES, you want to "French" the Queen?
Maybe Princess Eugenie of York?


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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:39 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I already refer to France as "Souther Lancashire" and Belgium as "Greater Yorkshire"
I refer to England as Merka's long term parking.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Pappa » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:41 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The UK would have to give up that demonic/socialist/fascist NHS.
No, the US would have to adopt it.
And the Monarch as Head of State.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:42 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Svartalf wrote:You just shorten them.
Then you Frenchies went too far and "shortened" tens of thousands of other people too.
We didn't have goddams to shorten, and a spiffing new machine that just demanded to be used.
The bloody Germans were right next door.....
The Prussians were not yet our hereditary enemies then, and we had buffer states.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by laklak » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:20 pm

We'll send you our tired, our poor, our huddled masses yearning to get a dole check. You send us Marmite and bangers.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by rainbow » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:36 pm

laklak wrote:We'll send you our tired, our poor, our huddled masses yearning to get a dole check. You send us Marmite and bangers.
Sounds like a fair deal.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Jason » Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:41 am

Certainly not. The abreviation makes little sense - United States Kingdom? Rubbish.

Needs better acronym.
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Re: Should the UK and the US become the US&K?

Post by Collector1337 » Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:03 am

The UK would have to adopt the right to bear arms.
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