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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:37 pm

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NineBerry wrote:As a revenge, Islamist insurgents have used bullets laced with brain cells against US soldiers for years. Brains being highly offensive to American soldiers.
Where would Islamist insurgents get brain cells?
dead sheep and goats?
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:49 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Mysturji wrote:
NineBerry wrote:As a revenge, Islamist insurgents have used bullets laced with brain cells against US soldiers for years. Brains being highly offensive to American soldiers.
Where would Islamist insurgents get brain cells?
dead sheep and goats?
Halal, I hope...

Not sure whether that means you're allowed to fuck them before or after you cut their throats... :ask:
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:54 pm

Oooh, this would the unkindest cutlet of all.
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Post by klr » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:01 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oooh, this would the unkindest cutlet of all.
A dish fit for the Gods, even :food:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:17 pm

klr wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oooh, this would the unkindest cutlet of all.
A dish fit for the Gods, even :food:

One good Shakespeare reference deserves another, especially if it's from the same play :drama:
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Post by JimC » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:25 pm

...pen...
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by klr » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:28 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
klr wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oooh, this would the unkindest cutlet of all.
A dish fit for the Gods, even :food:

One good Shakespeare reference deserves another, especially if it's from the same play :drama:
Play?
Hint: The title character gets stabbed half way through ...
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:29 pm

klr wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
klr wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oooh, this would the unkindest cutlet of all.
A dish fit for the Gods, even :food:

One good Shakespeare reference deserves another, especially if it's from the same play :drama:
Play?
Hint: The title character gets stabbed half way through ...
Porky's II: The Next Day? :thinks:
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Post by JimC » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:32 pm

Sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter...

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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by klr » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:33 pm

"Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look ..." :drama:
JimC wrote:Sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter...

:hehe:
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Post by JimC » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:34 pm

"We have come not to praise Snowden, but to bury him"
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by klr » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:36 pm

JimC wrote:"We have come not to praise Snowden, but to bury him"
... if we can find him. :what:

Cry "Havoc,"and let slip the dogs of war! :mob:
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:41 pm

To stay on the same derail, but leaving Shakespeare:

Obama to surrounding minders, re Snowden:

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent whistle blower?"
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