Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I think the plan was to catch them in a hambush.
Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to hel
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
Am I the only one who read "bran flakes"... and shuddered.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Yeppers. We be nuthin' but a buncha drunks with guns.NineBerry wrote:As a revenge, Islamist insurgents have used bullets laced with brain cells against US soldiers for years. Brains being highly offensive to American soldiers.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
Seth wrote:Because that's exactly what happened. Problem was they were employing Muslims as soldiers at the time who objected to pork-dipped bullets.klr wrote:Why am I reminded of the Sepoy Mutiny of 1857?
I don't have any problem with pork-dipped bullets...lubricates the bore and smells like BACON!
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
So I'm a little confused. Do these Christian folks actually believe in the Quran, then? 
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
Is very important to keep the bore properly lubed!tattuchu wrote:Seth wrote:Because that's exactly what happened. Problem was they were employing Muslims as soldiers at the time who objected to pork-dipped bullets.klr wrote:Why am I reminded of the Sepoy Mutiny of 1857?
I don't have any problem with pork-dipped bullets...lubricates the bore and smells like BACON!
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
It's a simple cognitive fail. They don't realize that Muslims can touch pork if they're doing Allah's work, and they don't get hysterics at the thought of possible contact.tattuchu wrote:So I'm a little confused. Do these Christian folks actually believe in the Quran, then?
This does give me an idea for a Mythbusters submission, however.
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What's in yer mug, sailor?
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Ice bullets revisited.Svartalf wrote:What's in yer mug, sailor?
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Yeppers. We be nuthin' but a buncha drunks with guns.NineBerry wrote:As a revenge, Islamist insurgents have used bullets laced with brain cells against US soldiers for years. Brains being highly offensive to American soldiers.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Sounds like a plan. 
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Beef ones for those hindu fanatics?
Gin-soaked ones for riled-up temperance preachers?
Melanin-soaked ones to deal with pesky white-power freaks?
Ones with little Stars of David inscribed on them to gun down annoying Nazis?
Inscribed upside-down crosses for troublesome fundamentalist christians?
Gin-soaked ones for riled-up temperance preachers?
Melanin-soaked ones to deal with pesky white-power freaks?
Ones with little Stars of David inscribed on them to gun down annoying Nazis?
Inscribed upside-down crosses for troublesome fundamentalist christians?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims straight ‘to
Hey, if it pops your rocket...and if it turns out you happen to be right, then why not?JimC wrote:Beef ones for those hindu fanatics?
Gin-soaked ones for riled-up temperance preachers?
Melanin-soaked ones to deal with pesky white-power freaks?
Ones with little Stars of David inscribed on them to gun down annoying Nazis?
Inscribed upside-down crosses for troublesome fundamentalist christians?
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Bullets that baptize the recipient into the LDS church... for when the Secret Mormon Army finally mobilizes! 
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Where would Islamist insurgents get brain cells?NineBerry wrote:As a revenge, Islamist insurgents have used bullets laced with brain cells against US soldiers for years. Brains being highly offensive to American soldiers.
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Scrape them off the walls of the market square?Mysturji wrote:Where would Islamist insurgents get brain cells?NineBerry wrote:As a revenge, Islamist insurgents have used bullets laced with brain cells against US soldiers for years. Brains being highly offensive to American soldiers.
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