Exactly.Robert_S wrote:Might as well toss them into the volcano to appease the virgins so that they'll stop fucking with the weather.rainbow wrote:The Gods are not pleased.
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I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Can someone tell me the best way to appease virgins?
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apprise them of your penis?
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30 years ago, that would have worked a treat...rEvolutionist wrote:apprise them of your penis?
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rEvolutionist wrote:apprise them of your penis?
Wouldn't be virgins then, would they?
You didn't think this one through, did you?
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It would appease their virginness, though.
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I have answered my own question! 
I would cover them with peas!
I would cover them with peas!
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This reminds me of the lady peanut who went for a walk in the woods.JimC wrote:I have answered my own question!
I would cover them with peas!
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Frozen peas, to cool their ardour, which I may otherwise have difficulty in addressing...
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