I am now going to have that tune in my head for the next few hours.rainbow wrote:Rum wrote:Assplosive!
Ass Bomb
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
Re: Ass Bomb
Guess what they use as a rammer-rod to get the explosives WAY up there in the colon...Ian wrote:There's a popular (at work) video of an al Qaeda cleric discussing how such operations are allowed by Islamic law. While the Quran forbids any form of sodomy, apparently the opportunity for Jihad trumps those rules about the butt.
The old "two birds with one stone" thing.
And I'm thinking they practice the technique a lot on each other, just so they can do it quickly and efficiently whenever an ass-bomb is called for.
Allah would like that...
Coming soon to an airliner near you: Twat bombs!
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Did he orgasm? You could add a vibrator to the electronics.
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